Ok here you go...

[dumpsterboy]

At Costco in the "hardware & outdoor living" section...(key word here is "living")

What the hell

People please make comments...
I need them.

edit - I forgot to mention, I was looking for power tools...drills, saws, etc...
*me thinks* "Wonder If I could make my own"

Comments

[deni_zen]

One of these days I need to introduce you to my ex-roomate, Michael. He just bought a '88 Cadillac Hearse... :)

[dumpsterboy]

Yeah...
'88 was a good year...

[phoenix_dragon]

Jean already knew about this (big surprise, huh?).

It's sick and wrong, you gotta love it.

You were looking for power tools, huh? Jean only lets me have a power screwdriver. She won't let me have a power saw, or anything like that. I think it's because my dad nearly cut his hand off with a radial arm saw nine years ago, and tried to cut a finger off a couple of months ago.

And as for a drill, I'm reminded of this one line from Ghostbusters, "Egon, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole in your head, you remeber that?"

[dumpsterboy]

I always think this thought...
Power tools are the tools of the devil, and idol hands are the devil's workshop. I don't see how I can win.

[miragination]

thank you much for sharing this. i'm especially amused by the "outdoor living" category. also, i'm highly amused (slightly disturbed) by how excited my boyfriend is at the prospect of buying one of these.

[dumpsterboy]

And a couple were for under a thousand bucks. I wondered if their return policy applied to these as well.

[supersniffles]

If you stretch the definitions of 'outdoor' and 'living' to their fullest extent...
Of course, my ex-boyfriend does own a coffin. It was used in porno films and toured with a rock band for a while. Now it's a couch and someday he'll be buried in it.

[simokon]

Has he already bought his burial plot, too? If so, sounds like a good catch. Prepaid!

:-D

[supersniffles]

No, he hasn't.
And one of the reasons we broke up was because I couldn't keep supporting him.