Mononucleosis Is The Coolest Thing Ever

[duncan_o]

Mono is the coolest thing ever.  I love having it.  It's going to provide me with all kinds of opportunities to catch up with all the things I love to do but never get to--like staring blankly at the wall, hovering in that feverish nightmare state between sleep and miserable wakefulness, and gently hocking up disgustingly vast quantities of phlegm

Comments

[bobbarker]

Mono is what you get for kissing all of your patients.

I think the people of America could get behind an invasion of France. I think it could help unify everyone where before there was only division.

[richghettogyrl]

I support an invasion of France. What I really want is more french toast and french fries.

You're the second person who's gotten mono in the past three weeks that I know of. Hopefully the illness that is striking me is NOT mono, and is instead some sort of ghastly headcold/flu.

If you're so sick, what are you updating us for? Feel better!

[zibacco]

I say we invade everybody and just get it over with. I call dibs on parachuting heavily armed into Luxembourg. I'm pretty sure that's about my threat level. I would also be willing to single-handedly assault a Finnish children's birthday party.