Oracle of Ages Log, Part I
I find it fasciating how disjointed the plot is. I literally fall otu of the sky and meet Impa. Then literally a minute later I'm greeted as a messenger of Hyrule. I just joined this quest, buddy. I merely agreed to help this old lady, not become a messenger. Not only that, but everyone somehow knows me. I don't even know where I originated from. How do you know? I just popped out of the sky.
The moment you give me a shovel, I'm just gonna spend the next half hour digging up every single square I encounter.
That Maku shrub/tree needs to calm down. I understand Link is the hotness, but I can only wince when I think about the wedding night. Splinders on the penis anyone? Where would he even stick it in anyway?
I don't get why Maku has lost her memory. I saved her. That shouldn't affect her memories at all. Why am I wasting time with her when I should be going after Naryu? And where the hell is Zelda?
I notice the music is really terrible in this game. Granted, it's a GameBoy Color game, but I haven't herad music this shitty since the NES and Genesis days.
I don't get that Poe. It said it couldn't cross over becasue the gravestone was in the way, but it was already out of the tomb when it informed me of this. Was my help really necessary? You seemed to be able to get out on your own.
Ambi's plan and ultimate goal seems pretty retarded. Keep the sun up all the time so people will have to work on a tower? They're gonna drop with exhaustion at some point regardless of the time of day. And what's the point of the tower? To be a great queen? I didn't know towers signified greatness.
Those fucking bats in the Wing dungeon can go to hell as far as I'm concerned. Not only do they hit me, but then they knock me off the edge as well and I gotta start over. I think the best part is I'm not given that second of immunity after a hit like in other games so I just drain life really quickly.
I notice there are a lot of Mario enemies in this game. Boos, thowmps...
Master Thowmp: Fuck you. What a terrible concept. Basically the way to beat is is based solely on chance and nothing else. What kind of a battle strategy is that? Who came up with that?
I like how random everything is in this game. I haven't seen Naryu's boyfriend in god knows how long, but he pops randomly out of nowhere to give me tips on how to find a rope.
Okay. So I was riding a blue, flying bear named Moosh. Yes, that makes sense.
I like the Tokay in the test the best. Everyone else has abashed about stealing my stuff, but not only does he keep it, he makes me pay for it.
That Tokay game where you hand them food? Christ, that is difficult.
I know it sounds like I'm complaining about a lot of stuff, but I'm actually seriously enjoying myself.