BREAKING NEWS

[dunk_pierced]

GLITTER TO PLAY MING THE MERCILESS IN NEW FLASH GORDON FILM!

FIRST PIC

DuNkx

Comments

[rohypnolslag]

I bought the News of the World on Sunday, and was amused by how scurrilous their story about Gary Glitter's heart attack was.

"Disgraced pop star Gary Glitter had a heart attack this week - but failed to die."

And on the inside pages, under GOOD NEWS they said GLITTER HAS HEART ATTACK, and under BAD NEWS was printed HE SURVIVED AND HE'S COMING BACK TO BRITAIN.

Nothing like a good old tabloid hatemongering.

[dunk_pierced]

To be honest sometimes I think the majority of tabloids should be done by trading standards as the contents can rarely be classed as 'news'.

DuNk

[rohypnolslag]

True, but the News Of The World is allegedly a "news"paper.

"D'you wanna come in my van, my van?"