Back in the 2000, a Republic friend and I were debating the upcoming election.

Her comment to me was, "Gore and Bush... they're pretty much the same. I mean the only real difference will be in appointing Supreme court judges, that's all."

Having a tough day and I needed some advice... so I asked Google's auto-complete thing what it thought Justice is.

Here's what I got:

• Justice is blind
• Justice is service csi
• Justice is coming
• Justice is served walkthru
• Justice is truth in action

1. Venison
2. Nettle tea
3. Huevos rancheros
4. Steak tartare
5. Crocodile
6. Black pudding
7. Cheese fondue
8. Carp
9. Borscht
10. Baba ghanoush
11. Calamari
12. Pho
13. PB&J sandwich
14. Aloo gobi
15. Hot dog from a street cart
16. Epoisses
17. Black truffle
18. Fruit wine made from something other than grapes
19. Steamed pork buns
20. Pistachio ( Read more... )

From the sounds emanating from the bathroom stall adjacent to mine, someone was surfing the web while straddling the can.

1. Wufoo
2. Tayday
3. Zoho
4. Buxfer
5. Zeer

Last week, it was meetings, resignations, and hardware crashes

This week, it's staff absences, viruses,and email outages.

Someday I hope to get something useful done. Yet, I am so tired of this crap that I'm losing all motivation to try.

The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.

By analyzing your browser history... remotely.

A great argument for monitoring javascript execution in your browser.

Using your browser URL history to estimate gender

To culminate the end of our two-day marathon on management meetings at work, we're going to have some kind of Throwdown/IronChef/TopChef cooking event thing this Friday ( Read more... )

Potentially spoiled milk (via smell test)

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They've been buying Kellogg's individual cereal boxes for the snack room at work.


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