Gesundheit!

[dunxx]

For whatever reason, I've tended to stifle sneezes for most of my life, only really letting the full force of the sneeze overwhelm me when I'm alone. I suppose I stifle them when around people because of a subconscious fear that something will go wrong with the sneeze (I'll get my hands caught in my pockets or something) and will end up coated in

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"Was that a sneeze?"

[ninjalicious]

You know what's awesome about stifling sneezes? People past like grade 5 saying "You can make your brain explode doing that!" Awesomer, people who remind you every fucking time you (don't)sneeze. Thanks for looking out for my health, fuckface!

Re: "Was that a sneeze?"

[dunxx]

Ooh ... people say that?! I've only ever been warned that my eyes will pop out!

Apparently, masturbating makes you blind. But I've never had to put up with people warning me about that because I don't masturbate in public.