❃ Cycle One;

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There are a few simple rules to follow after you get dumped in foreign backwater.

» Rule number one: find something to preoccupy yourself with.
» Rule number two: complain about the complaining.
» Rule number three: take advantage of every opportunity help out any way you can!
» Rule number four: actually, this isn't a rule. nothing to do with matt, either. :') link posted for posterity.
» Rule number five: you'd better believe it when a spirit kid tells you you're gonna die!
» Rule number six: do not break the brains of the local virginy girls.
» Rule number seven: there are some times when you shouldn't really bother
» Rule number eight: again, nothing to do with matt, but steer clear of a bitch with a whip
» Rule number nine: really. stop talking to little girls.
» Rule number ten: porn is a man's best friend.
» Rule number eleven: you can do it!!!
» Rule number twelve: it's better than it looks.
» Rule number thirteen: japanese urban legends are always true.

outcome; demoned away :'(

Crack Canon
» Is an alien. Every full moon, anyway.
» Allen revived his wiibido &hearts!
» Makes up 50% of the local "I-can't-find-any-donuts" support group. Allen makes up the other 50%.