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The results of Helm and Seril talking while Helm plays .hack//GU 3.
[Seril] Yes, let's explore the Net Slums when we could be killing Moragana.
[Helmar] Fuck this, let's log out. You know. BECAUSE NOBODY ELSE CAN.
[Seril] FUCK YEAH XD
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[Seril] Haseo could literally just log out right now and let everyone else die.
[Helmar] Hm...
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* Haseo logs out, picture zooms out to him slowly taking a bite of cheesecake from a fork.
[Haseo] Mm.
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[Yata] Where is Haseo!? The final battle is upon us!
* Camera zooms out to Haseo's player slowly taking a bite of cheesecake from a fork.
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[Sakubo] We're almost there! Where's Haseo?
* Camera zooms out to Haseo's player slowly taking a bite of cheesecake from a fork.
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[Pai] Haseo, you're back!
* Camera zooms out to Haseo's player, his visor on, holding the controller in his left hand and the fork with cheesecake on it in the other.
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[Kuhn] Haseo, it's like you're only using half of your true power!
* Camera zooms out to Haseo's player mashing the buttons with his right hand while slowly taking a bite of cheesecake with the other hand.
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[Yata] Haseo, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? YOU'RE ONLY RUNNING AROUND IN CIRCLES NOW!
* Camera zooms out to Haseo's player mashing the analog pad with his left hand while slowly taking a bite of cheesecake with the other hand.
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[Haseo] This is it...SKEEEITH!
* Skeith appears, holding cheesecake in each of its bladed wings.
[Skeith] om nom nom
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[Yata] We...we lost.
* Camera returns to the real world, showing Haseo slowly eating cheesecake as the world around him falls apart from the Aida's influence.
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[Seril] That'd be exactly what would happen if GU 1 Haseo went into GU3.
[Helmar] XD
[Seril] Yes, let's explore the Net Slums when we could be killing Moragana.
[Helmar] Fuck this, let's log out. You know. BECAUSE NOBODY ELSE CAN.
[Seril] FUCK YEAH XD
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[Seril] Haseo could literally just log out right now and let everyone else die.
[Helmar] Hm...
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* Haseo logs out, picture zooms out to him slowly taking a bite of cheesecake from a fork.
[Haseo] Mm.
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[Yata] Where is Haseo!? The final battle is upon us!
* Camera zooms out to Haseo's player slowly taking a bite of cheesecake from a fork.
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[Sakubo] We're almost there! Where's Haseo?
* Camera zooms out to Haseo's player slowly taking a bite of cheesecake from a fork.
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[Pai] Haseo, you're back!
* Camera zooms out to Haseo's player, his visor on, holding the controller in his left hand and the fork with cheesecake on it in the other.
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[Kuhn] Haseo, it's like you're only using half of your true power!
* Camera zooms out to Haseo's player mashing the buttons with his right hand while slowly taking a bite of cheesecake with the other hand.
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[Yata] Haseo, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? YOU'RE ONLY RUNNING AROUND IN CIRCLES NOW!
* Camera zooms out to Haseo's player mashing the analog pad with his left hand while slowly taking a bite of cheesecake with the other hand.
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[Haseo] This is it...SKEEEITH!
* Skeith appears, holding cheesecake in each of its bladed wings.
[Skeith] om nom nom
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[Yata] We...we lost.
* Camera returns to the real world, showing Haseo slowly eating cheesecake as the world around him falls apart from the Aida's influence.
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[Seril] That'd be exactly what would happen if GU 1 Haseo went into GU3.
[Helmar] XD