The Stranger...

[durax]

No, sickos, not /that/ "stranger", I'm talking about Seattle's alternative weekly newspaper. It is a great place for music reviews, left-wing news bits, and general hilarity (Dan Savage being one of the editors). One of the sections that I sometimes amuse myself with are the personals, of which there are 9 classifications (girls seeking boys,

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[talmanes]

That reminds me of my favorite personal ad from "the Stranger" of all time.

JEDI APPRENTICE SEEKS MASTER
Serious applicants only, please.

[kinotu]

My favorite was always:

Ninja seeks Pirate for flipping out purposes.

[durax]

That one always seemed counter-intuitive to me, since the ninjas and pirates want to kill each other. Maybe that person is really into BDSM...

[perch_and_creep]

*snorts*

That amused me. It's like the Providence Phoenix out here. Though I've never seen an ad like that. That is one hell of a way to get a lover/girlfriend/gamerbuddy.

[durax]

The line between nerd/geek and, well, this, is crossed all too often in the Stranger...