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I have two rats climbing on me right now.
Addicted2Dark (7:58:02 PM): it's time to face the music!
Addicted2Dark (7:58:16 PM): *demented band wielding fire-throwing tubas appears*
Durelin527 (7:58:47 PM): how can tubas wield bands?
Durelin527 (7:58:53 PM): a tuba can be in a band
Durelin527 (7:59:00 PM): the Tuba Band
Addicted2Dark (7:59:20 PM): oops
Addicted2Dark (7:59:29 PM): a demented band which wields those same tubas
Addicted2Dark (7:59:31 PM): appears
Durelin527 (7:59:58 PM): what an apparition!
Durelin527 (8:00:08 PM): look! that tuba looks like Jesus!
Durelin527 (8:00:14 PM): sell it on ebay!
Addicted2Dark (8:01:27 PM): *jesus-tuba falls over your head and body*
Addicted2Dark (8:01:40 PM): Well, now you're fully equipped, clothing-wise
Addicted2Dark (8:01:58 PM): but you must find it hard to move
Addicted2Dark (8:02:02 PM): and...breathe
Durelin527 (8:03:04 PM): breathing? who needs it
Addicted2Dark (8:03:13 PM): not when you look THIS good
Durelin527 (8:03:15 PM): I'm the 21st century woman
Addicted2Dark (8:03:33 PM): A jesus-tuba and the fronts of pants
Addicted2Dark (8:03:34 PM): and socks
Durelin527 (8:03:59 PM): independent of breathing, food, real sunlight, real noses, and all those nasty things that are bad for my complexion
Addicted2Dark (8:04:39 PM): Plastic surgery man!
Durelin527 (8:06:24 PM): you can save my day anyday!
Addicted2Dark (8:07:17 PM): a little liposuction here...*slurp* a little nose job here...*tweak* a couple of implants here...*shoop shoop* and you're good to go!
Addicted2Dark (8:07:25 PM): That'll be $5,000,000, please
Durelin527 (8:08:22 PM): a little *shoop shoop* and I have boobs!
Durelin527 (8:08:33 PM): that don't really work
Durelin527 (8:08:35 PM): but they're boobs!
Addicted2Dark (8:08:46 PM): With a little *flip flap* you can get 'em even bigger!
Durelin527 (8:08:48 PM): I mean, what are they there for but to just be boobs
Durelin527 (8:08:59 PM): what about a little *woosh woosh*?
Addicted2Dark (8:09:01 PM): All they're for is there to look nice and attract men!
Addicted2Dark (8:09:05 PM): Isn't that right, America?
Addicted2Dark (8:09:20 PM): Breastfeeding? That's so 18th-century!
Durelin527 (8:09:53 PM): the 21st century women frees herself from breast persecution by the newborn
Addicted2Dark (8:10:10 PM): Free yourself from the bonds of motherhood
Durelin527 (8:10:22 PM): the nüborn*
Addicted2Dark (8:10:22 PM): The self-induced slavery of having a child
Durelin527 (8:10:30 PM): not to mention being pregnant
Durelin527 (8:10:40 PM): ...*crickets*
Addicted2Dark (8:11:38 PM): Boobs for the masses!! *tosses faux-breasts into the crowd*
Durelin527 (8:11:56 PM): *schlop*
Durelin527 (8:12:11 PM): *mmph*meffashe*mmph*
Addicted2Dark (8:12:22 PM): Eat it!!
Addicted2Dark (8:12:26 PM): IT'S GOOD FOR YOU!!!!
Durelin527 (8:13:01 PM): is silicon vegan?
Durelin527 (8:14:13 PM): ...does eating fake breasts count as cannibalism?
Addicted2Dark (8:14:51 PM): naw
Addicted2Dark (8:14:57 PM): eat as many as you want
Addicted2Dark (8:15:02 PM): hell, they're even kosher
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...Almost two years later, this is the update:
The bisexual Indian-Dutch guy, Hari, who was living in Texas (and now I don't remember where) is now engaged to a woman.
The 20-something year-old in the army, Chad, is now out of the army or almost out and still owns the dress that I saw him in. In a picture. That was the first thing I ever saw having to do with that guild. You can imagine why I joined.
The bisexual Indian-Dutch guy and the 20-something year-old guy are sharing a room at a convention soon.
Hari has a camera, and it's not hard to get Chad drunk. Rarely do you talk to Chad when he's not drunk.
Hari plans to make out with Chad. And...well, that's all he's said for certain, but chances are he'll be drunk, too.
Chad is basically crying for help. He's asking for it. I might get pictures.
German dude who might be in his 30s, Matt, is now engaged, too, but has knocked up some Japanese girl while on business in Japan.
Asshole guild leader, Dan, is now engaged, too, and is more an asshole than ever. Is still the guild leader, and the guild barely exists + is filled with idiots. Game the guild was started for still hasn't come out.
Nice guy 3-4 years older than Alex is engaged to long-time girlfriend. Only good normal news.
Alex and I have been together for over two years.
I spent my summer in a chat room with those people.
And look how I turned out!
Oh, and 'Ann' - I am totally in love with Saiyuki now. Though I've only read volume 2 of the manga, hehe. It was the only one they had at Wonder Book. Manga for only 5.99...but mostly they have sucky ones.
Addicted2Dark (7:58:02 PM): it's time to face the music!
Addicted2Dark (7:58:16 PM): *demented band wielding fire-throwing tubas appears*
Durelin527 (7:58:47 PM): how can tubas wield bands?
Durelin527 (7:58:53 PM): a tuba can be in a band
Durelin527 (7:59:00 PM): the Tuba Band
Addicted2Dark (7:59:20 PM): oops
Addicted2Dark (7:59:29 PM): a demented band which wields those same tubas
Addicted2Dark (7:59:31 PM): appears
Durelin527 (7:59:58 PM): what an apparition!
Durelin527 (8:00:08 PM): look! that tuba looks like Jesus!
Durelin527 (8:00:14 PM): sell it on ebay!
Addicted2Dark (8:01:27 PM): *jesus-tuba falls over your head and body*
Addicted2Dark (8:01:40 PM): Well, now you're fully equipped, clothing-wise
Addicted2Dark (8:01:58 PM): but you must find it hard to move
Addicted2Dark (8:02:02 PM): and...breathe
Durelin527 (8:03:04 PM): breathing? who needs it
Addicted2Dark (8:03:13 PM): not when you look THIS good
Durelin527 (8:03:15 PM): I'm the 21st century woman
Addicted2Dark (8:03:33 PM): A jesus-tuba and the fronts of pants
Addicted2Dark (8:03:34 PM): and socks
Durelin527 (8:03:59 PM): independent of breathing, food, real sunlight, real noses, and all those nasty things that are bad for my complexion
Addicted2Dark (8:04:39 PM): Plastic surgery man!
Durelin527 (8:06:24 PM): you can save my day anyday!
Addicted2Dark (8:07:17 PM): a little liposuction here...*slurp* a little nose job here...*tweak* a couple of implants here...*shoop shoop* and you're good to go!
Addicted2Dark (8:07:25 PM): That'll be $5,000,000, please
Durelin527 (8:08:22 PM): a little *shoop shoop* and I have boobs!
Durelin527 (8:08:33 PM): that don't really work
Durelin527 (8:08:35 PM): but they're boobs!
Addicted2Dark (8:08:46 PM): With a little *flip flap* you can get 'em even bigger!
Durelin527 (8:08:48 PM): I mean, what are they there for but to just be boobs
Durelin527 (8:08:59 PM): what about a little *woosh woosh*?
Addicted2Dark (8:09:01 PM): All they're for is there to look nice and attract men!
Addicted2Dark (8:09:05 PM): Isn't that right, America?
Addicted2Dark (8:09:20 PM): Breastfeeding? That's so 18th-century!
Durelin527 (8:09:53 PM): the 21st century women frees herself from breast persecution by the newborn
Addicted2Dark (8:10:10 PM): Free yourself from the bonds of motherhood
Durelin527 (8:10:22 PM): the nüborn*
Addicted2Dark (8:10:22 PM): The self-induced slavery of having a child
Durelin527 (8:10:30 PM): not to mention being pregnant
Durelin527 (8:10:40 PM): ...*crickets*
Addicted2Dark (8:11:38 PM): Boobs for the masses!! *tosses faux-breasts into the crowd*
Durelin527 (8:11:56 PM): *schlop*
Durelin527 (8:12:11 PM): *mmph*meffashe*mmph*
Addicted2Dark (8:12:22 PM): Eat it!!
Addicted2Dark (8:12:26 PM): IT'S GOOD FOR YOU!!!!
Durelin527 (8:13:01 PM): is silicon vegan?
Durelin527 (8:14:13 PM): ...does eating fake breasts count as cannibalism?
Addicted2Dark (8:14:51 PM): naw
Addicted2Dark (8:14:57 PM): eat as many as you want
Addicted2Dark (8:15:02 PM): hell, they're even kosher
-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-
...Almost two years later, this is the update:
The bisexual Indian-Dutch guy, Hari, who was living in Texas (and now I don't remember where) is now engaged to a woman.
The 20-something year-old in the army, Chad, is now out of the army or almost out and still owns the dress that I saw him in. In a picture. That was the first thing I ever saw having to do with that guild. You can imagine why I joined.
The bisexual Indian-Dutch guy and the 20-something year-old guy are sharing a room at a convention soon.
Hari has a camera, and it's not hard to get Chad drunk. Rarely do you talk to Chad when he's not drunk.
Hari plans to make out with Chad. And...well, that's all he's said for certain, but chances are he'll be drunk, too.
Chad is basically crying for help. He's asking for it. I might get pictures.
German dude who might be in his 30s, Matt, is now engaged, too, but has knocked up some Japanese girl while on business in Japan.
Asshole guild leader, Dan, is now engaged, too, and is more an asshole than ever. Is still the guild leader, and the guild barely exists + is filled with idiots. Game the guild was started for still hasn't come out.
Nice guy 3-4 years older than Alex is engaged to long-time girlfriend. Only good normal news.
Alex and I have been together for over two years.
I spent my summer in a chat room with those people.
And look how I turned out!
Oh, and 'Ann' - I am totally in love with Saiyuki now. Though I've only read volume 2 of the manga, hehe. It was the only one they had at Wonder Book. Manga for only 5.99...but mostly they have sucky ones.