Oddity.

Feb 02, 2006 22:15

Miracles never do cease. I slept. But I'm still sore.

I'm also unsure of what to make of this ninja rumor. Granted proper action has been taken, I believe no one can ridicule me for never wanting to voluntarily leave my room ( Read more... )

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subtle_as_glass February 3 2006, 05:30:20 UTC
I'll teach you my right hook. Just give one of the assholes harassing you a black eye and the rest of them will leave you alone. We'll use Kankurou as our practice dummy, he looks like he has black eyes anyway.

I'm glad you finally managed to get some sleep.

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sand_marionette February 3 2006, 05:37:59 UTC
Oi, I can take punches to the stomach no problem, but my eyes?!

I do hope you're not serious.

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subtle_as_glass February 3 2006, 05:44:57 UTC
Black eyes send a much more powerful message than bruised stomachs. So he needs to practice aiming for the face.

Of course I'm serious; this is my baby brother's self-defense. You should take it seriously as well.

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sand_marionette February 3 2006, 05:47:00 UTC
You're shittin' me.

And just what if he can't reach the idiot's face?!

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dusk_prosine February 3 2006, 05:51:25 UTC
Are you insinuating that I'm short?

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subtle_as_glass February 3 2006, 05:51:31 UTC
'Fraid not.

Well, I'm also going to teach him some choke holds and well placed kicks that'll bright them to punch level. I favor catching people off guard by twisting my fist in the front of their shirts and yanking them down before slamming my fist into their eye socket, nose or jaw. But I think that might be a little advanced for Gaara at this point. So shin and knee kicks it is.

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sand_marionette February 3 2006, 05:58:43 UTC
...Do I get protection?

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dusk_prosine February 3 2006, 06:00:25 UTC
Are you afraid your little brother might actually hurt you?

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sand_marionette February 3 2006, 06:08:32 UTC
I may have a tough hide, but this is my face, man.

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dusk_prosine February 3 2006, 06:10:47 UTC
Nothing a little time won't heal. *points*

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subtle_as_glass February 3 2006, 06:01:47 UTC
We won't be able to properly judge Gaara's hits if they're through padding.

You'll get ice packs ♥

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sand_marionette February 3 2006, 06:09:52 UTC
You're a woman to be feared, sis.

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dusk_prosine February 3 2006, 05:50:34 UTC
I suppose a little practice wouldn't hurt. And since you suggested it, does that mean Kankurou has to stand there and take it without hitting back?

...my room is a much safer place to be.

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subtle_as_glass February 3 2006, 05:52:36 UTC
Yes, it does.

Safer sure, but safe never gets you anywhere in life.

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dusk_prosine February 3 2006, 05:56:10 UTC
Just making sure before I start randomly throwing punches.

...I'll keep that in mind.

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subtle_as_glass February 3 2006, 05:58:54 UTC
I'll take care of him if he forgets *grins*

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