The Wonder Years

[duskbecomesher]

Title: The Wonder Years.
Author/Artist: Rosella
Rating: PG-13; Due to profanity and mild violence.
Warnings: I suppose it could always be much worse.
Prompt: VII: 75. The Varia -50 years later; "Welcome to the Varia retirement home."
Word count:  Fairly long, I didn't count. >.>
Summary: Xanxus is hungry. Varia members pass the buck on who

Comments

[destinedcarcass]

Dinner theater. Dinner theater. PFFFFT. OTZ;; ♥♥♥

The Varia never changes. :|b ^^

[duskbecomesher]

I asked Bus to make sure Lussuria was in character. xD;

And I imagine seventy to eighty year old's would panic a bit less over things their much younger selves would have found terrifying.

[azurecerulean]

Amusing idea and LOL for the comedy

[duskbecomesher]

Thank you. I'm glad you found it humorous. ^.^

[ill_let_youwin]

Oh, the Many Years Later-Varia ailments are hilarious. Squalo's hacking and Levi's wheelchair, it's just so sad and funny. I'm having such a wonderful time laughing my ass off when I see these powerful men succumb to one of the few things that could ever slow them down (though not stop them, I don't think. I think Squalo's yells will echo down the Varia mansion hallways for eons to come...)!

This is such a hilariously unique idea and it couldn't have been written better!

[duskbecomesher]

I believe so too, only Squalo abused his vocal cords during his prime so it makes sense for him not to be able to have his classic "voi" as loud as it used to be. Though now I wish I had made Bel deaf. Mammon just stayed the same, if possible caring even less.

^///^ Thank you~ This makes me feel this wasn't a complete and utter failure.

[duskbecomesher]

Well, they all seem to take care of their teeth, so I imagine they would.

Yes, Lussuria / Corpse is pointed out- mainly with Mr. De Luca.