Dear diary: Chinchila sure are nocturnal.

I could now effectively replace my dad with a tape recorder or a broken record and suffer no loss of parental guidance. Go me.

The Keys to Your Heart
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It's about 10 bajillion times easier to get your license to sling suds than it is to get your drivers license? I mean really! It's a frickin open book test, and its so retardedly easy a monkey could do it *WHILE* he flings poop at the monitor.

Now to convince my boss to promote me...

Well I saw the Brothers Grimm last night, synopsis: Not bad, but not great. MATT DAMON! *Cough* Anyways, story was allright, special effects were good although at the same time not jawdropping, action was well put, and having a cat kicked into a blender at least made the film memorable, if not disturbing. Overall, a decent movie. Unfortunately the ( Read more... )

And then there were two...

(Insert deep insight into my life here)

"I wish I had a reason
My thoughts are open season
for this I gave up trying
One good turn deserves my dying"

I'm not going to go into detail as to the subject matter, lets just say that I'm sufficiently pissed for sufficient reasons. And in case you're wondering it's not at anyone who reads this.

I opted for something completly different, and hilarious.



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