I had a real nice birthday ( Read more... )

I hate today =/

Dear Cobra Starship,
Please never stop being hilarious and talented.
Love,
Sam

p.s. be my friends?

Samantha Jane thought children were amusing.
Here is why.

The other day I was at work, minding my own business trying to make my own fun because I was stuck in the fitting room. When a woman starts coming down the aisle with a little boy in her cart, five maybe six years old... here is what went down.

5/6 year old boy: I really like these undies ( Read more... )

Who has two thumbs and found their fucking keysThey were mushed under the passenger seat all along *face palm ( Read more... )

Who has six thumbs and is going to see Panic At The Disco tonight?

Team!Amber-Leah-Sam that's who!!!!

=]

I would just like to give a shout out to running water... and indoor pluming ( Read more... )

Who has two thumbs and just got their license?

I'll give you a hint... it is not Bob Kelso.

=]

Who has two thumbs and gets to see their best friend on Sunday?

Samantha Jane that's who!

Let's just talk about how it's March 31st and it's snowing ( Read more... )