i wonder if it irritates you?

[dustcoveredsky]

Yes, well, school was fine. The only memorable happening being the vicious milk war waged by Nigel and I at lunch, the goings-on of which consisted of he giving me a carton of milk, me giving it back to him by sticking it in the hood of his sweatshirt and thinking myself very clever, he sticking it into the hood of my shirt, which made me feel very

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[flora_the_bear]

a romance story on books everyone's familiar with.

...Wait....is this a school project? WHAT!? If it is, that has GOT to be the best thing I've ever heard. Here....

Holmes/Watson

Frodo/Sam (der!)(I actually wrote Frodo/Sam for a school assignment, it was the shiznat)

Count Olaf/Esme Squalor (why not?)

Mr. Darcy/Mr. Bingley

Mr. Darcy/ Mr. Wickham
and the classic...

Bingley/Darcy/Wickham

...And who says M&C isn't something everyone knows? C'MON!!! DO IT!!!

...aright, I'm done

[dustcoveredsky]

I knew you would leap on that like a hobo on a ham sandwich, and I hope I do not displease you when I say that there can be no slash this time. If you don't understand why I'm hesitant to write anything like that for school, well, think about it awhile, especially contemplating the phrase "Marina Amin". What I'm going to do, though, has something to do with A Midsummer Night's Dream, and I honestly think you'll like it almost as much as you do my silly fic. It's pretty good, so far; I'll post it when I'm done.

Please don't disown me. <3

[flora_the_bear]

Ah, well, we can't all write slash for school and get away with it...though it is rather priceless to read the teacher's comments...

I'm such a cow.
...No, you're a dumbass foolish, foolish girl. Get in some couture, slap on some makeup, and stop hiding behind that curtain of hair, and you'd be even more damn gorgeous. Pretty is a state of mind, remember that. Silly girl.

And think, you could always just get even fatter, bleach your hair and get a tan, and land some skinny little emo kid. Think about it. Awww right.