Wow, I am hurting myself a lot lately. Accidentally, I mean, but seriously, it sucks. First, I fall off Taffy and pull a muscle in my chest. Thus comes irritating achy pain that occaisionally spikes to sharp bursts where it hurts to inhale for a little while and gets me up at night. This has been going on every day since Friday. For example ( Read more... )

Please. Allow me to explain my euphoria for you. I would like to do this by describing, in detail, a game of Life Nina, Julie and I just played. See, whenever we play, Julie and Nina cheat outrageously to rob me of everything, because it's funny. It's just a joke, it doesn't bother me, it's hilarious. They take my money and possessions and make up ( Read more... )

Bah! I am going to explode! I feel like a little kid waiting for a birthday party or something. In short order, we will be leaving to go to Boston, where we will be rescuing Zia Mugsy and Nina from the airport. This is all very exciting. I haven't seen my aunt in a long time, and even though Nina was here for her spring break in March I still miss ( Read more... )

OKAY. I have nine minutes to update. Can I do it? What has been up:

Mendhi: The other day I did the most marvelous mendhi all over my hand and arm, and was really pleased with myself. Naturally, my parents were upset that I'd used acrylic paint on my arm, and made me wash it off. Irritating.

Babies: Everywhere I've gone lately there have been ( Read more... )

Well, I was up well past three last night, and was going crazy due to a lethal latte/Red Bull combination consumed earlier in the day. Seriously, caffiene totally fucks with me. I should avoid it.

But it's so good.

Yeah. Anyway, I turned into a ten-year-old girl and started planning my life out. In magenta sparkly gel pen, no less. It was great, ( Read more... )

Today I  was just thinking of funny things people have said and done to me this summer. I would now like to dedicate an entry to people who have been amusing  me lately.

My Dad

Ali: Teddy bears are so much better than hookers.

Dad: Yeah, they're much cheaper.

Chris Chenard

Chris: If your vagina could talk, you know what it would say? "I am NOT a ( Read more... )

Okay, let's dedicate this entry to things I am currently infatuated with and things that irritate the shit out of me.

THINGS I LOVE:
1. Beach hair. I hate beach body, cause the sand and stuff makes you feel gross and need a shower really badly, but it seems to me that everybody's hair looks hotter at the beach. Wild. Mine gets wicked bright for some ( Read more... )

WELL SHIT, THAT WAS ANNOYING, I HAD A REALLY LONG NICE ENTRY WRITTEN WITH EXCRUTIATING ATTENTION TO DETAIL AND APPROPRIATELY BOLDED AND ITALICIZED WORDS, BUT IT DID NOT POST.

However I am still in a good mood, so I will simply sum up what was necessary to reach the public in this entry and stop bitching.

My day in a sentence: I woke up wicked early ( Read more... )

Kids, today was grand ( Read more... )

Aw man, I feel sleepy. But in a good way. Like I'm a cat that has been stretching in the sun for a while. Hmm.

I have multiple goals for the rest of the summer. I will now try to outline them for everybody. Here they are.

1. Finish Pride and Prejudice and move on to my shitass required reading books, Up from Slavery and A Tree Grows in Brooklyn.

2 ( Read more... )