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"But at my back I always hear ( Read more... )

Edmund Spenser is a repetitive windbag. I like the concepts, but edit your shit, fool.

"What wondrous life in this I lead!
Ripe apples drop about my head;
The luscious clusters of the vine
Upon my mouth do crush their wine!
The nectarine and curious peach
Into my hands themselves do reach;
Stumbling on melons, as I pass,
Ensnared with flowers, I fall on grass."

I'm addicted to scansion.

Middle-aged Indian convenience store clerk: Is that a fashion now, wearing jeans with a tie?
Me: I have no idea.
Elderly Eastern European woman behind the other register: In this country, everything is a fashion.

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not me: why the fuck are you making toast at 8 at night ( Read more... )

and cook it. Seriously, I found a place really close to my apartment that has it. It's going to be great.

Student: Has anyone told you look like Johnny Depp?
Me: [laughs] No.
Student: Not really...just in that one movie. Where he's a writer.
Me: And he kills his wife?
Student: Yeah, and he doesn't know what happened.
Me: [laughs] Someone actually did tell me that, but I haven't heard it since the movie came out.