Horrors of the Kink Meme: Do a Lot With a Little
This is a revamp of an older issue, and I'd like to personally thank our GSTwitter Tyrell for reminding me to get this done. It's not as good as my other issues due to the fact the Golden Sun fandom is less than microscopic, but hey, make do with what you can.
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I CAN HAS: Felix/Piers, something involving ice cubes ;D
Genki: Heh heh heh... these are going straight up my nose.
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I CAN HAS: Saturos/Menardi, light bondage (whether it be bound by psyenergy or tied to the headboard) extraspecialbonus if Alex and Felix are in the next room and trying to ignore the moans and cries, possibly by playing checkers or go fish? XD
Genki: It's not so much the prompt that amuses me, but the conversation WHILE this is going on.
"You hear that?"
"Mmmhm."
"... so..."
"..... mmmhm."
"God traveling tomorrow is going to be awkward."
"Oh yeah."
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I CAN HAS: Wise One/Alex. ... Which is probably enough of a kink in and of itself, but I have more.
Alternate version of the scene at the end of The Lost Age, in which the Wise One seeks to punish Alex for all the crap he's done. Mind control, rape (via Psynergy?), sexual degradation/humiliation, you name it. The filthier, the better.
oh Golden Sun kink meme, make my wish come true~ :D
Genki: You bet your ass this was filled with a 22 part fic. Never change, kink meme. Never change.
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I CAN HAS: Alex/Felix (Or Alex/Felix/Piers). Alex is NOT happy about being replaced with a rather pretty new water adept and has a certain jealousy problem.
Genki: Oh slap a mask and a dress on them and fuck if you can tell the difference.
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I CAN HAS: Felix/Piers, hopelessly lost in a swamp and separated from the others. Felix catching Piers due to stumbling around in the muck! Shared bodyheat for warmth and some "interesting" methods of preventing hypothermia >3
Genki: Gentleman, when that mud dries it might as well be terra cotta soldier porn. And you know someone is going to fap to it anyway.
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I CAN HAS: Slutty, submissive, desperate Isaac. Garet, Felix, Piers, Alex, Saturos, or hell, all of them at once. Come on, you know you want it.
Genki: Apparently Isaac does.
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I CAN HAS: Hama/Feizhi. A teacher/student mind meld to instruct Feizhi on powers. Can be telepathic sex, or pure mental intimacy.
Genki: Holy shit guys I just realized something. Camelot is made of trekkies. Mind meld, the fact Piers' Japanese name is Picard and he commands a flying ship, IT MAKES SENSE. OH MY GOD. IS THIS WHAT ENLIGHTENMENT FEELS LIKE.
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I CAN HAS: any het pairing: consensual heterosexual sex in a missionary position for the purpose of procreation.
Genki: You disgust me, sir. Get out.
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I CAN HAS: Felix is a Venus Adept, yes? The he should be able to control plants and such, yes? (If nothing else, he can because this is fanfiction) Wouldn't he be more than capable of, let's say... using plant-power to trap an unsuspecting Lemurian and having his wicked way with him?
(Tentacle-rape you say? I say, why you dirty anon!)
Genki: I feel like by now Anon just goes "earth elemental? Vine tentacles, done. Let's go masturbate and call it a day!"
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Join us next time for when Genki continues to get absolutely nothing done.
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I CAN HAS: Felix/Piers, something involving ice cubes ;D
Genki: Heh heh heh... these are going straight up my nose.
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I CAN HAS: Saturos/Menardi, light bondage (whether it be bound by psyenergy or tied to the headboard) extraspecialbonus if Alex and Felix are in the next room and trying to ignore the moans and cries, possibly by playing checkers or go fish? XD
Genki: It's not so much the prompt that amuses me, but the conversation WHILE this is going on.
"You hear that?"
"Mmmhm."
"... so..."
"..... mmmhm."
"God traveling tomorrow is going to be awkward."
"Oh yeah."
---
I CAN HAS: Wise One/Alex. ... Which is probably enough of a kink in and of itself, but I have more.
Alternate version of the scene at the end of The Lost Age, in which the Wise One seeks to punish Alex for all the crap he's done. Mind control, rape (via Psynergy?), sexual degradation/humiliation, you name it. The filthier, the better.
oh Golden Sun kink meme, make my wish come true~ :D
Genki: You bet your ass this was filled with a 22 part fic. Never change, kink meme. Never change.
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I CAN HAS: Alex/Felix (Or Alex/Felix/Piers). Alex is NOT happy about being replaced with a rather pretty new water adept and has a certain jealousy problem.
Genki: Oh slap a mask and a dress on them and fuck if you can tell the difference.
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I CAN HAS: Felix/Piers, hopelessly lost in a swamp and separated from the others. Felix catching Piers due to stumbling around in the muck! Shared bodyheat for warmth and some "interesting" methods of preventing hypothermia >3
Genki: Gentleman, when that mud dries it might as well be terra cotta soldier porn. And you know someone is going to fap to it anyway.
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I CAN HAS: Slutty, submissive, desperate Isaac. Garet, Felix, Piers, Alex, Saturos, or hell, all of them at once. Come on, you know you want it.
Genki: Apparently Isaac does.
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I CAN HAS: Hama/Feizhi. A teacher/student mind meld to instruct Feizhi on powers. Can be telepathic sex, or pure mental intimacy.
Genki: Holy shit guys I just realized something. Camelot is made of trekkies. Mind meld, the fact Piers' Japanese name is Picard and he commands a flying ship, IT MAKES SENSE. OH MY GOD. IS THIS WHAT ENLIGHTENMENT FEELS LIKE.
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I CAN HAS: any het pairing: consensual heterosexual sex in a missionary position for the purpose of procreation.
Genki: You disgust me, sir. Get out.
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I CAN HAS: Felix is a Venus Adept, yes? The he should be able to control plants and such, yes? (If nothing else, he can because this is fanfiction) Wouldn't he be more than capable of, let's say... using plant-power to trap an unsuspecting Lemurian and having his wicked way with him?
(Tentacle-rape you say? I say, why you dirty anon!)
Genki: I feel like by now Anon just goes "earth elemental? Vine tentacles, done. Let's go masturbate and call it a day!"
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Join us next time for when Genki continues to get absolutely nothing done.