One Fine Day in Neverland
It has been a few weeks since the empire known as Nevrland (Neverland for simplicity's sake) has risen in the world of Animal Crossing.
Let me introduce you to the mad man who runs it, his loyal subjects, and the nemesis he is sure will kill him. Welcome to the insanity that is Neverland.
First, he needed his official Mayoral Uniform. (I will never release the QR code for this since I'm pretty sure Nintendo would kick my ass.)
Perfecting the look of an unhinged flasher in power is an art. And after much trial and error the mayor settled on...
A child-molester looking flasher (or non-committal nudist) Link. Legit. Link is now ready to explore his kingdom.
"You nude" unfortunately is not an item. Vulgarities aside, this is Pashmina. Link is not sure how much she wants him but he's pretty sure she's into him. She has a thing for crazies.
Like a crazy flasher Link. Oh wait that's you're mayor. Erik and the mayor have formed a secret phrase only the two of them know; "Patriarchy 4eva." We will see how deep Erik and the mayor's loyalties go.
Ah yes what a beautiful night to kidnap furries.
This is Tom. Tom has an evil agenda. Tom wants to usurp the mayor and take over his kingdom of Neverland. Here, Tom expresses surprise and secret disappointment that the mayor has thwarted all his attempts to overthrow the lord of Neverland.
Just in case you were thinking the kingdom of Neverland is a creepy place run by a child molester, it comes with rainbows. Double rainbows. Suck on that.
Let me introduce you to the mad man who runs it, his loyal subjects, and the nemesis he is sure will kill him. Welcome to the insanity that is Neverland.
First, he needed his official Mayoral Uniform. (I will never release the QR code for this since I'm pretty sure Nintendo would kick my ass.)
Perfecting the look of an unhinged flasher in power is an art. And after much trial and error the mayor settled on...
A child-molester looking flasher (or non-committal nudist) Link. Legit. Link is now ready to explore his kingdom.
"You nude" unfortunately is not an item. Vulgarities aside, this is Pashmina. Link is not sure how much she wants him but he's pretty sure she's into him. She has a thing for crazies.
Like a crazy flasher Link. Oh wait that's you're mayor. Erik and the mayor have formed a secret phrase only the two of them know; "Patriarchy 4eva." We will see how deep Erik and the mayor's loyalties go.
Ah yes what a beautiful night to kidnap furries.
This is Tom. Tom has an evil agenda. Tom wants to usurp the mayor and take over his kingdom of Neverland. Here, Tom expresses surprise and secret disappointment that the mayor has thwarted all his attempts to overthrow the lord of Neverland.
Just in case you were thinking the kingdom of Neverland is a creepy place run by a child molester, it comes with rainbows. Double rainbows. Suck on that.