Duel Destinies According to Duster and MaverickX
MILD ACE ATTORNEY: DUEL DESTINIES SPOILERS.
- Duster: I'm glad the name puns and frighteningly womanly men haven't gone anywhere.
- MaverickX: Nor have the spectacular breakdowns, never fear
- Duster: Wait what the fuck? Being exonerated of falsifying evidence won't get you back on the bar but being a convicted murderer will? WTF Japanifornia?
- MaverickX: IT IS THE DARK AGE OF THE LAW
- Duster: Well shit we're out of prosecutors. Should we call Germany? They seem to have plenty to lend out. ... what's that? Scrape the bottom of the legal barrel? OF COURSE. WE'LL USE CONVICTED FELONS.
- MaverickX: Best part: it's stated that Blackquill was assigned on the chief prosecutor's orders. If you've been following the prerelease news... the chief prosecutor is Edgeworth.
- Duster: PFFHAHAHA THAT'S THE MOST PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE FUCK YOU TO YOUR RIVAL EVER.
- Duster: And Blackquill looks like he crawled out of an issue of Shounen Jump. Bleach called, they're missing one of the Espada and want him back.