Oh stfu, LJ

Oct 12, 2009 10:17

Quote from the front page, featuring a vegan community.

"Word has it that eating a cheeseburger has around the same carbon footprint as driving a Hummer for an hour (it’s not great for your cholesterol either). Whether you’re looking for the perfect vegan cupcake recipe or messenger bags made from recycled soda bottles (instead of leather), you’re likely to be inspired."

What, now Livejournal is trying to guilt me into not eating meat? I get enough shit from holier-than-thou hippies chastising me for not composting. Look, hippies. Maybe I don't want to collect all my COMPOST a recycled container because I'm a lazy American fuck, how about that? For being "free thinking" you sure are closed minded about other people's choices.

They're on the same level as feminazis who preach A WOMAN'S RIGHT TO CHOOSE HOW SHE LIVES HER LIFE and then shrieking at said women for CHOOSING to be stay at home moms. Stop pushing your agenda on me. I'm going to eat dead animals and fuck you if you think I'm morally bankrupt for being an omnivore like our species is supposed to be.

I should really be asking how the hell eating a cheeseburger has carbon emissions. If anything, I'm a fucking hero. Cows emit methane, which leads to global warming. Therefore, by eating cows I'm reducing the amount of methane on the planet. I'm doing my part in stopping global warming.

BUT GENKI COOKING THE MEAT RELEASES CARBON WHATEVERTHEFUXIDE WHICH CONTRIBUTES TO GLOBAL WARMING! Well, pompous hippie; do you drive a car? Run a computer? A washer and a dryer? Hell, use electricity in general? Then you're contributing to global warming like the rest of us. Stop trying to figure out ways to make yourself look better than everyone else.

I'm done. I just needed to bitch.
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