Coming Soon! THE CITRUS APOCALYPSE
So you like Horrors of the Kink Meme. Who am I kidding, you LOVE Horrors of the Kink Meme! So from the creator comes a new series.
THE CITRUS APOCALYPSE.
Horrors of the Kink Meme mocks requests. The Citrus Apocalypse mocks fics that already exist. I won't show all my cards yet, but I'll give you a tiny sample.
I GOTS YOU A: Roxas is bored with his life. There is nothing to do, but what will happen when someone new comes to his school? Will he be able to stay away from the darkness? Abuse, Anal, BDSM, Bond, CBT, D/s, HJ, Humil, M/M, Oral, Rim, S&M, SoloM, Spank, Tort, Toys, WIP, Yaoi
Genki: CBT is an acronym only found in the ninth level of Hell. Look it up.
To test my theory, I asked Obby to look it up.
(THIS IS GENKI) Sora-kun: It's a reggae band made of ants and bad news; the drummer? He sucks. says:
Does that acronym make you want to grab something to guard your crotch?
(THIS IS OBBY) [c=#79D9C4]ME AND SUICUNE ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED~ [/c=12] says:
Nah... I've got balls of steel. [Translation: yes]
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I GOTS YOU A: chap 1reprised with smut, and now i feel like a pervert, anyway werewolves Abuse, Anal, Anthro, AU/AR, Beast, N/C, Yaoi
Genki: Werewolf/anthro versions of KH characters, fucking sweet, this furry can dig it. Smut of werewolf/anthro versions of KH characters, uh... still no problems even though I wouldn't go out and look for it. Characters being raped by dogs, NOW you stepped over the line! Bestiality is illegal in 29 states (misdemeanor in 14 states, a felony in 15)
Bestiality is just one of those squicks for me since I'm pretty active in helping animals, especially abused ones. You gotta be pretty fucked up to want to screw a cat.
Not so lulzy, but damnit I had an axe to grind!
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I GOTS YOU A: This is one hell of a boss battle. Just trust me. Anal, Angst, Beast, DP, Minor, N/C, Oneshot, Other, PWP, Tent, Violence
Genki: PRESS X NOT TO GET RAPED.
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You might be wondering why all of these are yaoi. That's because THAT'S ALL THERE IS. The other sections are like starving Ethiopian children compared to the corpulent yaoi section. Don't worry, the full version has two het. Yeah, that's it.
Fuck, I have an hour until class and I feel like having another nap.
THE CITRUS APOCALYPSE.
Horrors of the Kink Meme mocks requests. The Citrus Apocalypse mocks fics that already exist. I won't show all my cards yet, but I'll give you a tiny sample.
I GOTS YOU A: Roxas is bored with his life. There is nothing to do, but what will happen when someone new comes to his school? Will he be able to stay away from the darkness? Abuse, Anal, BDSM, Bond, CBT, D/s, HJ, Humil, M/M, Oral, Rim, S&M, SoloM, Spank, Tort, Toys, WIP, Yaoi
Genki: CBT is an acronym only found in the ninth level of Hell. Look it up.
To test my theory, I asked Obby to look it up.
(THIS IS GENKI) Sora-kun: It's a reggae band made of ants and bad news; the drummer? He sucks. says:
Does that acronym make you want to grab something to guard your crotch?
(THIS IS OBBY) [c=#79D9C4]ME AND SUICUNE ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED~ [/c=12] says:
Nah... I've got balls of steel. [Translation: yes]
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I GOTS YOU A: chap 1reprised with smut, and now i feel like a pervert, anyway werewolves Abuse, Anal, Anthro, AU/AR, Beast, N/C, Yaoi
Genki: Werewolf/anthro versions of KH characters, fucking sweet, this furry can dig it. Smut of werewolf/anthro versions of KH characters, uh... still no problems even though I wouldn't go out and look for it. Characters being raped by dogs, NOW you stepped over the line! Bestiality is illegal in 29 states (misdemeanor in 14 states, a felony in 15)
Bestiality is just one of those squicks for me since I'm pretty active in helping animals, especially abused ones. You gotta be pretty fucked up to want to screw a cat.
Not so lulzy, but damnit I had an axe to grind!
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I GOTS YOU A: This is one hell of a boss battle. Just trust me. Anal, Angst, Beast, DP, Minor, N/C, Oneshot, Other, PWP, Tent, Violence
Genki: PRESS X NOT TO GET RAPED.
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You might be wondering why all of these are yaoi. That's because THAT'S ALL THERE IS. The other sections are like starving Ethiopian children compared to the corpulent yaoi section. Don't worry, the full version has two het. Yeah, that's it.
Fuck, I have an hour until class and I feel like having another nap.