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[dustinism]

im at circuit city

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[pirate_radio]

Dearest Big One,

I was just thinking about how much I miss you. You should start existing a little more often.

Love,
Lil One

[dustinism]

i exist at least 50% of the time
so there

[pirate_radio]

Well that's still an F in existence then, isn't it? Yea, that's what I thought. My brother says hi, too.

[dustinism]

but its better than a presidential approval rating, and thats all that matters
is he still in texas? hello to the brother

[dustinism]

ill waste away if i feel like it! dammit!

[dustinism]

yeah, so take that, who says i dont have realistic goals,,,

[brokenxsilences]

oh food industry, how you employ us vegabonds & dreamers.

visit me this summer arseface - fantastic swimspots & camping galore!

xo.

[dustinism]

you had me at arseface,,,

tell me more about this 'camping' that you speak of
i really need to go camping

[brokenxsilences]

oh if you insist.

check these:

[dustinism]

jesus mana, i think i just peed a little

[dustinism]

im in chicago, she should be getting mail from me soon

[crackturtle]

Since you work with tuna I have a tuna question for you. The other day I had this burning desire for a tuna melt. So I go to make it only to discover that I'm all out of mayo. About a day and half later I get this crazy idea to use ranch instead of mayo. (the passion for a tuna melt still hadn't left my mindset

[dustinism]

whats the trucker song?
and no, ranch is definitely not an acceptable substitute for mayo, but theyre both disgusting

[crackturtle]

the song goes...

"There's (count in numbers to 18, in the next verse you do even numbers then odds and so on and so forth until you do it in pie)and they're rolling (9x) all day long"