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[dusty_marimba]

My parents turned off all the lights and pretended like they didn't hear the knocks.

Their excuse:

"It's not safe to open the door in this neighborhood at this time of year."

Halloween agoraphobia?

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[soundboz]

My dad handed out half of the bowl to a group of katrina victims.

THEY LOOTED OUR CANDY!