ben, a stack of old newspapers, tragic hero quest

[dutchgotdead]

"So, I'm sittin' on this old stack of newspapers when this hotass fuckin' chick comes walkin' down the street just struttin' her God's given gifts. And then, get this," he nudges me preparing me for the climax of his anecdote,"the bitch stops right in front of me and in the manliest voice I ever heard she says, 'Hey buddy, can I borrow some

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[anonymous]

I saw you on madradhair, and I'm pretty sure that if you were straight, I'd really want to marry you.

DAMN.

[dutchgotdead]

if i had a dollar for every time someone told me that. . .i'd be a rich, gay man!

who are you?

[novtoremember]

i love the new icon.

[dutchgotdead]

thank you. emma made it for me.

your story is coming :)

[novtoremember]

i think its time we added each other.

[jetstojuly]

i'm going to add you than remove you when you get boring.
add me back if you want.