My stomach hurts something fierce.

[dutchgotdead]

I remember when I was in sixth grade someone told me that Gwen Stefani had to get two gallons of cum pumped out of her stomach. I asked "Who's she? And what's cum

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[ifandonlyif]

THAT IS SUCH A LIE
YOU DID NOT WRITE THAT TODAY
LIAR MCLIARSON

[dutchgotdead]

i added to it, you dumb bitch.

did you see steve buscemi on the SNL skit "Morning Latte?" He called that Cas Van Ry girl a "dumb bitch."
hahahah

[introduce]

Slowly she spins, my tiny dancer, slowly she spins
While her white dress stains with the wine of her organs

dude, that's so metal.

"a gay man who can climb walls"

[smudgedglasses]

someone's forgetting about gwen stacy and mary jane watson