Ehehh, so I got nudged...

[dutchoven]

And decided to post some thoughts I had at work on 1/13/06. Too bad I don't have polling capabilities, but feel free to lemme know your choices anyway. :P

No comments on why i think about these things at work. XD

Oh yesh, and the loverly icon I nabbed was made by ___chiaroscuro. Got it off a tahmoh penikett blogsite. *__

Comments

[phlogiston_5]

Holy crapcakes batman! That's funny!

I pick 1)b 2)b 3)b - But I would probably do the number 1, flush the toilet, leave the stall, wash my hands, leave the bathroom, wait 2-3 minutes, and I'm betting whoever was waiting me out would squirt out whatever they were hiding, then exit quickly before someone else comes in. At this time, I would enter the bathroom, do my business in solitude, then wash my hands and emerge victorious.

Oh yes, thanks very much for the purty Chinese New Year card!

[dutchoven]

AHAHAH!!! "Squirt out"!!! SQUIRT! That is a fabulous word.

Glad you liked the card!

[levendus]

to answer your question: a. Anythign else is too complex for me.

Also, is your new pic from battlestar?

see ya
--Todd

[dutchoven]

EHehhe, do you know of any guys who are squeamish about taking a dump when someone is next to them? I heard some girls say that they don't even like doing No.1 when someone is next to them!

And yesh, BATTLESTAR. I <3 BATTLESTAR! AURGHGHHH I need more of it! I just finished season 1 last night and started the 2nd season! *__** It's just soooo...interesting. eheh, all the characters, the story, the wonky religious thing happening. And dang, the acting is phenom.

[levendus]

Oh wow, it sounds like you're doing what I was planning to do before I decided to marathon it to catch the new season just in the nick of time. I'm glad you're enjoying it so much! Anyways, i better stop before I give something away.

About going to the bathroom, do you find that it's easier for girls to talk about going to the bathroom than guys? Since, I don't think I ever talked to a guy about his bathroom habits. Not like there's much mystery though. Heck, some old urinals are basically just troughs and we can see everything that happens. (Not like one looks, though.)

Answers

[sekhmetsmash]

I say go A right away, for two reasons. 1) Mostly likely they won't know who you are from however much of your shoes they can see, and you'll *probably* be out last anyway. 2) Everybody poops. I know this because Patrick Stewart told me so. Terrible puns come to mind.