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[dutyderelict]

Guys, guys, let's reconsider.

Think about the sacrifice that guy would be making by "biting people to death".

Think about the typical unsavory character. There's a reason they go by "unsavory". Even if they do bathe, you think they taste any good?

He's got my vote.

Bunch of fucking wingnuts

Comments

[kievduchess]

Oh, yes. A noble sacrifice indeed.

[dutyderelict]

I knew you'd see my way. But I won't get ahead of myself; who're you voting for?

[kievduchess]

As of yet, I remain indecisive. But I know who I am not voting for.

[dutyderelict]

Let me take a guess ... Not the guy with the teeth, or the one who wants to use his teeth. Not the pretty boy.

[ginironosora]

Hey, at least he's honest, and he's got passion.

Compared to the other weirdo runners, the kid's got my vote.

[dutyderelict]

Hey, hey, no need to get defensive. I'm obviously completely sincere.

[ginironosora]

Wasn't getting defensive, just agreeing.

[electronicly]

There’s something to be said for creativity and being distinct from the other candidates. Though it’s “What were you drinking when you made that your campaign slogan?” in this case…

[OOC: Strikes=gone]

[dutyderelict]

He'd get all the dentists in this place so much business.

[electronicly]

I’m surprised that there has not yet been an open endorsement of that candidate by an dentists or any company that makes dental products and/or disinfectants. They are likely to see an increase in profits since it wouldn’t do to break ones campaign promise simply due to not wanting to pay a bill or running out of supplies to lessen the exposure to whatever microorganisms the bitten may be carrying.

Even in the City, it seems politics and medicine find their way together. All that’s needed now is for someone with the backing of the utility companies to run against that guy to see how many people vote because of whether they like electricity or the medical community more.