Comments | dutyderelict: .002.

dutyderelict

.002.

Oct 13, 2007 21:07

( Private || Totally Unhackable, unless maybe you're a Turk, but not the Pres. )

finger in my chili, i'm worth what nothing?, human is not chicken, job clearly doesn't mean shit, i don't do diaries, mr. president fails, curse day, it is cold, affected

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arrogantpenance October 14 2007, 01:15:37 UTC

......You ate the finger.

dutyderelict October 14 2007, 01:16:10 UTC

It's not like I was going to get my money back.

arrogantpenance October 14 2007, 01:19:25 UTC

.........

There is always the option of getting new chili.

dutyderelict October 14 2007, 01:22:25 UTC

Waste my money? Waste not, want not, Mr. President. Who knows when I'll see another paycheck.

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kievduchess October 14 2007, 01:21:41 UTC

... You truly are disgusting if you are not joking.

dutyderelict October 14 2007, 01:25:07 UTC

Why?

kievduchess October 14 2007, 01:26:43 UTC

Because last I checked Terrans were not cannibals.

dutyderelict October 14 2007, 01:28:59 UTC

Terrans? There've always been some humans who eat human.

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finalheaven19 October 14 2007, 02:24:53 UTC

You really didn't have to eat that, you know.

dutyderelict October 14 2007, 02:28:00 UTC

I don't really have to do a lot of things, you know. Shit happens!

finalheaven19 October 14 2007, 02:29:47 UTC

Doesn't mean you have to eat it when it crops up.

If you're hungry, I could make you something.

dutyderelict October 14 2007, 02:33:06 UTC

Without a job or any marketable skills, well, it might just mean that. Woe is me. No, tha'ts too much.

Lockhart, Tifa, my favorite member of any terrorist group. You make the thumb go down easy.

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caged_song October 14 2007, 05:11:04 UTC

...T-Tried to eat the f-finger?

dutyderelict October 14 2007, 05:33:45 UTC

Swallowed it.

caged_song October 14 2007, 07:29:59 UTC

O-Oh...

dutyderelict October 14 2007, 07:36:17 UTC

Wasn't too bad. But, like I said, it didn't taste like chicken.

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obscurae October 14 2007, 05:17:06 UTC

... clever.

dutyderelict October 14 2007, 05:35:43 UTC

I try.

obscurae October 14 2007, 05:49:42 UTC

I'm sure it was nutritional. Turks could always use an extra limb or ten. You might grow that out if you lose it.

[ooc; SMELL THE TASTY SARCASM AND AMUSEMENT. XD ]

dutyderelict October 14 2007, 06:24:33 UTC

Protein, yo. I think another arm would suit me nicely, don't you?

[ooc: SMELLZ GUD!! ]

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