I can no longer fuck 17year olds legally if i wanted to

[duuu]

God im fucking old now. I should go smoke gamble and rape and pillage... errr not rape and pillage, i mean buy a lotto and kill the clerk err, yeah!

w/e, As of about 2.66 hours ago, I turned 18.

Comments

[pazz0]

happy birthday!

[evilpotatoguy]

Happy birthday, old man. Be prepared to receive a pair of dentures and a power wheelchair next year ;P

[duuu]

i love those! with hoverround i can now reach the top shelfs at home without standing up - it's so empowering.

[jetsettosocal]

happy birthday m8.
now you know what all my journal entries were about.

my dad said from this point forward life comes at you a decade at a time...
maybe we should celebrate every 10 birthdays just so we feel younger
:sobs:

[jetsettosocal]

oh, and you can still fuck 17 year olds legally.
just not 15 year olds.

[malpomme]

Oh good, for a second there I felt worried that I seemed to be the only one who knew that.

[queenpotato]

I hope your birthday was fun.