He rarely speaks, so when he does, we all should LISTEN.
...I'm not sure I can keep this up, or for how long...but I'll enjoy doing this as long as I can... - jeffer
CREDITS:
FOR JANUARY TO MARCH FILES
Translations by
mikyukoAudio files from
tenshi_angels87Video by me, using photos from all sources
Subbing by me
FOR OCTOBER FILES
Translations by
change417
Audio files from
vvvarikavvv Video by me, using scans by
yuckie-chanSubbing by me
No reposting, no reuploading. Link back here and to the translator's page.
Comments are love. Suggestions are so welcome.
This post will continuously be updated, depending on my sanity. *yay*
UPDATE: As of November 4, 2008, 10 October files added. In red.
February 2008
020108 - Ohno talks manners....
...by not showing it. Listen to him EAT on air.
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MF 020408 - Ohno talks about strawberries. And mashing.
This is his Gordian Knot. (Ask, and I shall explain. *lol*)
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MF 020608 - Ohno talks about bicycles. And fishing.
No. He doesn't walk on water. But see how he connects fishing to bicycles.
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MF 020708 - Ohno talks about Senbei...and the Ninomiya Family.
You'd figure it'd be hamburgers and not...senbei. Hmmm.
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MF 020808 - Ohno talks about his FREESTYLE art book.
The Captain's begging! Heed!!
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MF 021108 - Ohno talks about how he does not take a bath.
....He said it himself!!!
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MF 021208 - Ohno talks about Spiderman, and why he did not watch it.
Oh. Only Ohno. *shakes head*
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MF 021308 - Ohno talks about Madonna. And miso soup.
Yes, THAT Material Girl Madonna. And THAT edible miso soup.
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MF 021408 - Ohno talks about Valentine chocolates.
And what he would choose to receive instead of chocolates.
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MF 021508 - Ohno talks about fashion.
OMG! The world as we know it is ending!!!!
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MF 021908 - Ohno talks about Memoirs of a Geisha. The film.
Hmm...I wonder if he ACTUALLY watched it, or he went to an onsen again??
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MF 022008 - Ohno talks about Step & Go.
That's it. Just....Step and Go.
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MF 022608 - Ohno talks about the art of eating ramen.
I say art, coz he's an artist, and one who loves ramen.
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MF 022708 - Ohno talks about Mt. Fuji and tourism as a whole.
In a way, his crafted figures are now part of every Arashi fangirls' tourism guide.
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022808 - Ohno talks about driving and getting a license for it.
When, you ask? Don't hold your breath.
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022908 - Ohno talks about being an adult, or 'grown up Satoshi'.
*rolls eyes* Right. Like THAT is even remotely possible!
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MF March 2008
030308 - Ohno talks about Ferris Wheels. And fishing.
How the two are related, only Ohchan can make the connection.
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030408 - Ohno talks about giant frogs. And eating them.
...What does he mean by 'frog folks'?
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MF 030508 - Ohno talks about bread. And becoming a bakery owner.
He'd go bankrupt in a second.
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MF 030608 - Ohno talks about games in trains. Somehow it ends up being about swordplay.
Again, only he can make the connection.
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MF 030708 - Ohno talks about hay fever. And how clueless he is.
Does he even know what the word 'symptom' means?
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MF 031108 - Ohno talks about drowsiness and sleep.
OMG! HE ACTUALLY SLEEPS! *rolls eyes*
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MF 031208 - Ohno talks about hay fever. Again.
Apparently the trend is: Hay fever-->money-->fishing. *sigh*
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MF 031308 - Ohno was supposed to talk about a famous singer.
Then it became about fishing. Again.
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MF 031408 - Ohno recalls his memorable words.
And they weren't exactly directed at him.
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MF 031808 - Ohno is Okinawa-chan's lover.
He misses her 'emerald green-ness'.
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MF 031908 - Ohno talks about one thing he wants to do.
I can almost imagine him down on his knees while making his plea.
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MF 032008 - Ohno talks about the one woman he likes giving presents to.
And no, it's not 'Kaachan'. WHAT?!
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MF 032108 - Ohno talks about what makes him busy.
And he actually puts his heart into promoting something.
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MF 032408 - Ohno talks about what he was in his past life.
No, it's not Katsuo. (He wishes!) It does explain his fish communication skills, though.
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MF 032508 - Ohno talks about dinosaurs. And their real color.
Prehistoric rainbow, anyone?
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MF 032708 - Ohno talks about cameras. And Ogu-san.
I can't remember much else. I just thought he had the cutest laugh ever.
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MF 032808 - Ohno talks about how to make first impressions.
But sounded like a (lame) pick-up line!!!!
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MF 033108 - Ohno talks about sleeping, or lack of it.
Poor baby. He needs lullabyes.
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MF ...more coming soon.... bits and pieces everywhere. Yes, I am orderly like that. *rolls eyes*
October 2008
Credits:
Translations by
change417
Audio files from
vvvarikavvv Video by me, using scans by
yuckie-chanSubbing by me
Only MU links for the files on this post, you'd have to go to An-chan (change417)'s journal for MF links and video streaming. Shower my fellow Ohno-ichiban-er with lots of love....coz she loves Ohno, and that makes her one of the coolest people ON EARTH!!!
Oct 1-10, 2008 files on MF and video streaming here. 100108 - Ohno talks about surfing. And sharks.
Really. He does have a point.
Download 100208 - Ohno talks about mushrooms. That glow. And toys.
NO. THERE IS NOTHING KINKY HERE!
Download 100308 - Ohno talks about stage fright. And performing at Kokuritsu.
This, from the man with no fear gene.
Download.
100608 - Ohno talks about bicycles. And beautiful days.
Good thing one doesn't need a license for bicycles.
Download. 100708 - Ohno talks about wearing suits. Or NOT wearing them.
No, nothing pervy here. *Is disappointed*
Download. 100808 - Ohno talks about alarm clocks. And waking up looking at someone's face.
Ah. AAHHHH~!
Download.
100908 - Ohno talks about....fishing.
Darn. Nothing else to say.
Download. 101008 - Ohno talks about HIS FACE. Yes. And who he looks like.
And he calls himself 'wonderful'. Wonderful.
Download. Enjoy!!!!