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So I haven’t posted in a while so here goes,

I woke up at around 11:30 for my 2:30 class, I had to do a rush homework job, typical assignment teachers give “In your own words explain ” Why do all teachers say this, this is the stupidest saying in history. Use my own words? I don’t own my own words I pretty much use the words everyone else is using ( Read more... )

Well I havent updated in a while so I figured let me update and actually post a somewhat serious non-joke post ( Read more... )

So as I got home last night from my near death experience from this horrific cold I was lying in bed sweating to death and shaking when this puzzling question came to me….

If Japanese people eat dogs, then when they move to the U.S does that mean that once a week they visit the local dog adoption agency and pick out a new tasty treat…free of

So i met this girl at a bar and i went up to her and said "So whats your name?" she replies "Cardive" I say to her "thats an interesting name, did your parents name you that?" she replies "No i named myself, I love cars and i like to skydive, so i chose Cardive as my name" she then looks at me and goes.."Well whats your name....?"

"Beersex"

Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that ( Read more... )

Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex
is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are
like fire. They're very excited, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur.

To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a support Group ( Read more... )

Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue.

These past few days I've been the statue.