"If a new car built by my company leaves Chicago traveling west at 60 miles per hour, and the rear differential locks up, and the car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside, does my company initiate a recall
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"NEW YORK--An Ecuadorean immigrant viciously beaten by men who yelled anti-Hispanic and anti-gay slurs at him and his brother has died, nearly a week after the attack
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Even though the last one was an actor, all the other pirates seemed slightly retarded. Not one of them made a funny remark. I guess the nerd is too strong in them.
"The story is, an excavator fell into a river in the Amazon while carrying out work on a gas-line for Petrobas. He broke the glass to free himself, but cut his hand in the process, attracting pirahnas."