stuck in oklahoma

[dwarf_invasion]

i was driving down highway 69 (haha 69) on my way to austin and there was a brushhog (which i learned the name of from my new toothless friend jethro down at the good ole' highway department) which is one of those tractors that cuts grass on the highway. as i'm driving by the thing shoots a rock which must have been kicked out by the blade and

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[apparentlydumb]

shitty! but now you get to enjoy the uh...hmm...what the heck is in oklahoma?

[dwarf_invasion]

absolutely nothing

[anonymous]

The SOONERS are in Oklahoma...but then, what the heck is a SOONER???
Check it out while you're there.
Glad you are OK!!!!!!!

Shitttttttttt....glad you're alive.

[wytegirl2damax]

Oklahoma is OK!

Re: Shitttttttttt....glad you're alive.

[dwarf_invasion]

oklahoma, oklahoma. there, i said it twice.

[olive_eyes]

Are you sure you didn't hit Ben Roethlisberger??

[dwarf_invasion]

i was listening to this southern sports guy talk about how usa soccer players aren't athletes and that football players like ben roethlisberger and other big men would bode better. then he made an announcement that big ben got in a bike accident and proceeded to make fun of him for not wearing a helmet even though no one knew whether or not he was alive yet. ha.

[trem_two]

woohoo austin!

[dwarf_invasion]

tell me places to check out! pleeease.

[trem_two]

congress street bridge bats, zilker park, guadalupe, and south congress. also, see if there are any shows at emos.