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[dwarven_band]

Ahaha, you f-ers.

The sex has not been forthcoming.

Actually, I think I got more action *as* a ring.

::looks at body:: What? Am I not good enough for any of you?

Oh, well. Eru saw fit to outfit me with two working hands, ten working fingers and ten working toes. ::waggles seductively:: Human interaction would be nice, but is certainly not

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I've got some great working fingers over here too...^_~

[great_vanimar]

So. Heh.

^_~

Good for you. I mean, YAY.

[dwarven_band]

So.

Wanna come over and work on keeping the flexibility in those fingers?

F-ing yeah, I hope so.

Re: Good for you. I mean, YAY.

[great_vanimar]

Sure. ^~. I'll be over there right away.

..

Err, where's there?

[dwarven_band]

Wherever dead Bilbo is. I can't seem to travel far enough away from him for it to really count.

Um.

::turns its sexual organs into ruby and flashes into the sunlight::

Follow the yellow brick road, sort of.