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[dwarven_band]

I'm still alive because no one would adopt me. And my mun finds it difficult to kill something that sometimes looks like Elmo. And sometimes like Michael Jackson, *before* he totally looked like his face was a creepy plastic mask

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[mouthofsauron]

Nooooo... *sulks* *morns* *sulks* Elmo huh? *plays with remains while noone is looking*

[dwarven_band]

I'm not actually dead.

Dumbhotass.