Love my job.

[dwarven_band]

Let's recap, shall we?

This would be why you don't screw with rings of power.

Amroth - Golden penis and testicles
Lily - Ruby things-around-the-nipples and sapphire nipples
Glorfie - One crystal ass

God, I missed this.

::goes to sleep HAPPY AND CONTENT AND NOT SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED LIKE THESE THREE::

Comments

[taurof_gondolin]

Damn you, damn you, damn you! I'm going to kick your ass all the way to one of those Orc's homes where you'll be tortured for life!

[dwarven_band]

::GRINS HAPPILY IN ITS F-ING SLEEP::

[taurof_gondolin]

I'm going to pluck everyone of those last damned jewels out of you, one by one!

[dwarven_band]

::DREAMS OF YOUR HOT CRYSTAL ASS::

[lily_cotton]

Um...I kinda don't mind mine..they're almost cool. Hehe...

And, I'm not sexually frustrated..all my..*cough* important parts still work...I just got icing on the cake...thanks!

[dwarven_band]

::dreams about letting Lily keep hers if she likes them::

[king_amroth]

I thought you said that you weren't getting any.

[lily_cotton]

*sigh* I'm not...but...if the opportunity arises (which it doesn't look like will happen!) I can still do what I have to do...unlike others I know...*cough*

[king_amroth]

Highly disappointed in you ringy! I took you in and you smited me. Of course I was going to reject you! How couldn't I?

But this?! This is cruel and terrible. I hope Glorfie does pick out every one of those stones of yours. Then I'll crush the bastards.

*Goes off to be some guy's bitch. Wonders if Theodred is free*

[lily_cotton]

*cough* Are you sure you're able to do that right now?

[king_amroth]

Do what? He'll just have to be on top. I'm open minded. Particularly when I'm stressed. Hmm..a swim would probably do the trick.

[lily_cotton]

Ok, so what are you going to do when you can't...*cough*...reciprocate what the guy does for you?