You silly thing... Even though you may know where henderson beach is, you have no idea that the place EAST of Destin is called Sand Destin. Not san-destin. That's just quirky... Shame on you.
hah...that had to be stupidest thing I've ever heard...I mean, I hope you had fun at the beach.
I'm confused as to when "today" actually is, because of the fact that this post is listed as tomorrow.
Anyway, the only thing lacking from your wonderful narrative is, (aside from a joke at Andrew's expense) explaining how you weren't buried alive.
Because, according to Oprah (my mother used to watch it religiously...yes, she worshipped Oprah) you could get buried alive if you're on a hole on the beach that is more than waist deep.
You can add that to your list of reasons not to go to the beach.
As for today, we were under the board walk. So we had a roof and walls. So it couldnt collapse because of its location and our insane engineering skills.
The fact that your mom is a religious oprah fanatic is one of those things that a family trade secret. Generally not openly discussed on livejournal.
And ive already filled too many papers on why I hate the beach. If I added another one it would probably become an amendment.
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I'm confused as to when "today" actually is, because of the fact that this post is listed as tomorrow.
Anyway, the only thing lacking from your wonderful narrative is, (aside from a joke at Andrew's expense) explaining how you weren't buried alive.
Because, according to Oprah (my mother used to watch it religiously...yes, she worshipped Oprah) you could get buried alive if you're on a hole on the beach that is more than waist deep.
You can add that to your list of reasons not to go to the beach.
or, you can make fun of Oprah like I do.
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As for today, we were under the board walk. So we had a roof and walls. So it couldnt collapse because of its location and our insane engineering skills.
The fact that your mom is a religious oprah fanatic is one of those things that a family trade secret. Generally not openly discussed on livejournal.
And ive already filled too many papers on why I hate the beach. If I added another one it would probably become an amendment.
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