I’m not crazy, I’m just a little impaired.

[dwayneclemins]

I was walking down the street today, minding my own business, and talking to myself out loud. Sometimes I wonder if I talk out loud to myself just to see the people’s looks. Then I do it when no one is around. I may I just need to adjust the volume of my inner voice

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[thomreges]

Great story, did you ever get that billion dollars? Because if you did, come over to Hazorea, five shekle party is tomorrow.

That angel sounds nice, what was her name? But don't worry about the fiery afterlife, I've been subconsiously making you a better person for years. NOW YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO BE WITH GOD!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! I TRICKED YOU!!!

Oh yeah, how are things. Shit, I need to email your dad. Write back, and remember...

Conform, Consume, OBEY!!!!!!

Greetings, from the Snaffleburger corporation

[dwayneclemins]

I’ll tell you what I can without toppling the half assed illusion I’ve created for myself.

Firstly: I feel like a billion dollars, but feelings alone do not a plane ticket purchase.

Secondly: You sneaky fucking Christian. =)

Life is a rock but the radio rolled me,

Dwayne

Oh Yea

[thomreges]

Please Thom dom't e-mail me shit, Just e-mail me anything else but an OBIT.

Sharting is such sweet sorrow,
Dwayne Sr.

Very thinly veiled, I suppose.

[dwayneclemins]

That explains the sudden declaration earlier.

*Love back at ya*,

Dwayne

[anonymous]

Hey there, we need to get in touch again. ^_^ Katie

Long time no see.

[dwayneclemins]

It's hard to touch me, because I'm incorporeal.

No witty closing this time,

Dwayne

Re: Long time no see.

[anonymous]

Umm, thats good news... =)