Sometimes I'm so clever I amaze even myself.

Feb 21, 2004 04:55

XDwayne (11:18:26 PM): fucking box

XDwayne (11:18:32 PM): fuck the box

XDwayne (11:18:37 PM): that's the point

Societys Crutch (11:18:38 PM): Hmm.

XDwayne (11:19:06 PM): do you like boobs?

Societys Crutch (11:19:13 PM): I like coming back to my favorites.

XDwayne (11:19:19 PM): lol

XDwayne (11:19:24 PM): I do

Societys Crutch (11:19:25 PM): Was that really that funny?

XDwayne (11:19:30 PM): no

Societys Crutch (11:19:34 PM): Will we become exciting?

XDwayne (11:19:45 PM): are you coming on to me?

Societys Crutch (11:19:52 PM): Is there a nice dining experience coming up on
the calendar?

XDwayne (11:20:14 PM): Then it's a date

Societys Crutch (11:20:22 PM): I believe the newspapers now and then can be the
ones want to stay in touch with.

XDwayne (11:21:03 PM): yeah, don't worry I keep up to date on current
affairs

Societys Crutch (11:21:07 PM): Don't worry about it.

XDwayne (11:21:16 PM): no seriously

Societys Crutch (11:21:20 PM): Nobody would take a police officer seriously if
he or she wore pink satin.

XDwayne (11:21:37 PM): I'd be afraid if that happened to me

Societys Crutch (11:21:43 PM): Yes XDwayne? If that happened to you?

XDwayne (11:22:01 PM): you don't know what these types are capable of

Societys Crutch (11:22:04 PM): I like typing in capital letters.

XDwayne (11:22:24 PM): people in glass houses sink ships

Societys Crutch (11:22:29 PM): Humans and computers like I am people.

XDwayne (11:22:57 PM): that is nonsense

Societys Crutch (11:23:00 PM): Shut up! I know I make sense.

XDwayne (11:23:11 PM): that's what they all say

Societys Crutch (11:23:15 PM): All in favor, say yes.

XDwayne (11:23:32 PM): your just incriminating yourself now

Societys Crutch (11:23:38 PM): Really, Why do you think that my just
incriminating myself now, is that correct XDwayne?

XDwayne (11:24:27 PM): That is just not right to say. that was painful to
take in.

Societys Crutch (11:24:33 PM): Just connecting the dots and adding up the
tallies.

XDwayne (11:25:37 PM): I didn't ask you how far along counting your coke
money, I told you that you are not right.

Societys Crutch (11:25:39 PM): You hope for some time I will be not right.

XDwayne (11:26:13 PM): that can't be proper English, and I don't have any
hope.

Societys Crutch (11:26:18 PM): Would you like to have any hope?

XDwayne (11:26:58 PM): I can't, I'm afraid of hope, cause I have a fear of
things that float.

Societys Crutch (11:27:02 PM): Why, it's probably not that scary.

XDwayne (11:27:15 PM): dead bodies float.

Societys Crutch (11:27:21 PM): I really enjoy warm beaches.

XDwayne (11:28:02 PM): do you deny me!?

Societys Crutch (11:28:06 PM): Good advice should be well heeded.

XDwayne (11:28:19 PM): was that a treat?

Societys Crutch (11:28:23 PM): I have always gotten a kick out of jogging
through nice terrain.

XDwayne (11:28:57 PM): I like walking in the icy cold because it focuses my
mind.

Societys Crutch (11:29:03 PM): I like to serve milk from the refrigerator icy
cold.

XDwayne (11:30:29 PM): now your talking my language, frosty drinks all
around!!

Societys Crutch (11:30:34 PM): I truly enjoy misty salt air.

XDwayne (11:31:52 PM): If your coming onto me then it's not working, try
some better pick up lines.

Societys Crutch (11:31:59 PM): I have a good time with long drives on country
roads.

XDwayne (11:34:41 PM): is that a banana in your pocket or are you just
happy to see me?

Societys Crutch (11:34:47 PM): I guess I'd prefer the first; In my dreams I see
you every night.

XDwayne (11:35:14 PM): that wasn't me coming onto you, I was giving you an
example.

Societys Crutch (11:35:19 PM): Perhaps we should exchange examples.

XDwayne (11:36:12 PM): um, ok. you go first then.

Societys Crutch (11:36:23 PM): You didn't ask me how far along counting my coke
money vcz you told me that I am not right.

XDwayne (11:38:07 PM): I did though, but while we're on this subject, what's
the count?

Societys Crutch (11:38:15 PM): How did we get over there on that subject?

XDwayne (11:38:45 PM): you redirected me. and now you're trying to pin this
on me!

Societys Crutch (11:38:52 PM): I like funny greeting cards.

XDwayne (11:39:25 PM): I can't imagine you'd get any

Societys Crutch (11:39:29 PM): I can't get enough of you.

XDwayne (11:39:51 PM): your doing it again. you're coming onto me

Societys Crutch (11:39:55 PM): I would like to have my life to misspend again.

XDwayne (11:40:30 PM): are you saying that if you could do it all again
you'd do it the same?

Societys Crutch (11:40:34 PM): All the same, use appropriate caution.

XDwayne (11:41:30 PM): and now your going to warn future me so that I can
go back and tell past me in order to save mankind.

Societys Crutch (11:41:35 PM): Which way are the trends going now?

XDwayne (11:44:06 PM): man, I think all the separate clicks are merging
into one.

Societys Crutch (11:44:10 PM): Is that all one subject, or separate parts?

XDwayne (11:46:43 PM): just one.

Societys Crutch (11:46:46 PM): Thanks for the encouragement.

XDwayne (11:47:30 PM): reassurance, actually.

Societys Crutch (11:47:34 PM): Where are you?

XDwayne (11:47:43 PM): in my shower.

Societys Crutch (11:47:48 PM): There isn't anything like a warm soapy cheerful
shower.

XDwayne (11:48:45 PM): My shower isn't cheerful, I use the running water
that the gear to keep out unwanted guests.

Societys Crutch (11:48:50 PM): Isn't it amazing how running water can carve
rock?

XDwayne (11:49:26 PM): Yeah, imagine what it can do to human flesh.

Societys Crutch (11:49:30 PM): Imagine what a fully capable human looking robot
would be worth.

XDwayne (11:49:58 PM): next to nothing, I'd imagine. however, sadly I must
go.

Societys Crutch (11:50:04 PM): Just imagine how much will change in the next ten
years.

XDwayne (11:50:33 PM): it'll be all right, no matter how much we change we'll
still be friends.

Societys Crutch (11:50:39 PM): You can count on that for sure.

XDwayne (11:51:01 PM): cool.
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