I did a lot of driving around today, and found out that I am bored when I drive. I often find myself swerving across the road to the music I'm listening to. Good thing I've been listening to more mello music recently or I could be dead right now
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Today I decided I was going to try to give birth. The obvious obstacle here being that I am male. However, I figure seahorses do it that way, and I like to think that I am, in fact, superior to most, if not all, seahorses
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Woke up today by rolling out of bed and smashing my face into my nightstand. While checking for damages I noticed that I was a tad unkempt, so I made an appointment to get my dome remodeled
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They left me in the cast all day, those fuckers, but tomorrow should be cool. I'm eligible to win a weight set, or something to that effect. I've got this all worked out, see first I do some physical labor, in an attempt to be able to do some physical labor
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I woke up today with a craving for vending machine food, but I had some difficulty getting pass the nurses. It was like playing Pac-Man only I didn't have anything to eat along the way and one of the ghosts seemed to know tae-kwon-do
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I had a dream in the night. In this dream the lord our God spoke unto me saying, "Dwayne, you have seen the suffering of my people. You have experienced the suffering first hand. However, you have stayed true to your beliefs. I now call upon you to accept a quest to end this suffering and bring peace to the land. I command you to go out into the
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I can't really say that I woke up today, as I never actually went to sleep, but around morning I decided that I wanted to torture something that hadn't done anything to me. I chose to leave the old folks home alone this time and try my hand at fishing
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