well, ok.

I almost died.

wednesday morning i was awakened by a horrible pain in my side. called the GF, called 911, was diagnosed with pneumonia and a mass on my side I had a liter of poisin removed from the sack around my lung on the 23rd and spent the next what, 8 days in the hospital?

yeah. lots more to this, but shit, I'm tired.

I was going to buy the GF a reconditioned laptop for a hundred bucks for Xmas. Thursday I get a text "what is an iPad, cause I won one from work ( Read more... )

traditionally (since the Chief died) the day after thanksgiving has become scalloped oysters day. this is a side dish that only my mom and I enjoyed. I tried to introduce it to the GF's feast but was asked not to repeat the generosity.

That's ok. More for me.

traditionally I like to tune in the Macy's Thanksgiving day parade for my annual dose of corn. I watch as long as I can stand it ( Read more... )

So, I have a pet peeve at work ( Read more... )

HOLY CRAP I GOT A DOLLAR RAISE!

God bless us everyone.

And after the first of the year, I get a LASER to play with.

see it here (similar stuff): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIHgHWUqCyc

SCIENCE!

OK, I tried to post this earlier, but the internet failed me.

Thanks for creating the entire industry I work in Mr. Jobs. You were insanely great.

have you ever walked into the bathroom at work and wondered "good Christ, what godless creature created this horrible smell???"

Me either.

UNTIL TODAY!

cue dramatic music:

Staying home today managed to put me on the enemies list at work. That's tough, I don't have the energy to work every saturday. Last pay period I had sixteen hours of overtime in two weeks (the fourth of july was in there someplace, too ( Read more... )

it has been pointed out to me that it has been seven weeks since my last confession-er- posting, and that is Too Damn Long ( Read more... )