no one should have to be as horny as am...

hey, if any of you have contact info for kari, can you give it to me? thanks

i say, when life give you lemons, throw them back and scream, 'fuck you, motherfucker! i ordered pineapples'

1)First grade teacher's name: no fucking idea ( Read more... )

hey guys, just wanted to let y'all know i'm still technicly alive. that's it :P

(X) been drunk. (x) smoked pot. (X) kissed a member of the opposite sex. (X) kissed a member of the same sex. (x) kissed your best friend. (x) crashed a friend's car ( ) been to japan. (X) rode in a taxi. ( ) had anal sex. ( ) been in love. (x) had sex. ( ) had sex in public. (x) been dumped. (x) shoplifted. ( ) been fired. (x) been in a fist ( Read more... )

1)First grade teacher's name: ms. helms ( Read more... )

hey. it's time for another random dwight lj post. i have a job. w00t! i'm working at an office depot loading dock medley(hialeah) checking in the drivers when they get back with returns and re-deliveries. the real world sucks. but i'm making decent money. $8/hr. this hot goth chick at publix gave me her #, we went out, and i discovered she's uber ( Read more... )

Your
Ultimate Roleplaying Purity Score CategoryYour ScoreAverageHacklust64.15%
Enjoys the occasional head-lopping53.1% Sensitive Roleplaying78.48%
Will talk after everyone important's been killed 53.8%GM Experience93.48%
"Um... You guys are in a 10'x10' room..." 68.8% Systems Knowledge97.74%
Played in a couple of campaigns 89.9% Livin' La Vida ( Read more... )

Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday dear Dwiggy. Happy birthday to me! You can send your presents to (trails off into a low mumble)