Dear Creepy Customer,

[dwimmerlaik]

1. If I have said I am not interested in dating you, I am indeed not interested in dating you

Comments

I WILL KICK HIS ASS!!!

[neemauri]

I'm going to get you a picture of me in my best kick ass garb signed I WILL KICK ASSHOLES ASSES FOR YOU!, to post at work. Tell him your mommy is 6'2" and doesn't appreciate his advances. argggg!!!

Re: I WILL KICK HIS ASS!!!

[dwimmerlaik]

Me love kickass mommy. ;)

But where exactly is the ass of an asshole?

Seduced by Seuss

[tathataboy]

I am Sam.
Sam I am.
Would you like
to touch my gland?

Would you touch it in a car?
Would you touch it in a bar?
Will you cash a personal check?
Why you showin' disrespect?

Just remember- mace is a perfectly suitable aphrodisiac in these instances.

Re: Seduced by Seuss

[dwimmerlaik]

I do not like it, Sam I am,
I do not like your stick of spam

I do not want to touch your thing
I do not want your faux bling bling
Thank god I have this 3" glass
Here comes my mom to kick your ASS!

[dwimmerlaik]

Thank you! :)

[wolf_j]

dude. that's just skeezy. i feel your pain though: a fat little gay man tried to pick me up at the buss stop the other day. "take me home and show me a good time." ::shudders::

[dwimmerlaik]

Wow, your gross suitor story totally trumps mine. Eeeeeeeewwwww.

[fantomas71]

"No one cares about your menage a trois" is a good title for just about anything. Also, kill him.

[dwimmerlaik]

For you, anything.