It was the atheism that killed him, sir

[dwimmerlaik]

The best part of this was easily the "flavor text:"

"In the dead hand of an earlier adventurer is a scroll marked ATHEISM"

Dungeon of Dwimmerlaik

I was killed in a foul-smelling pit by Blonderennygirl the orc, whilst carrying...

the Shield of Laudanumdream, the Crown of Wolf J, the Crown of Purpledumbass, the Shield of Silviar, the Sword of

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[neurotic_spaz]

I died in the Dungeon of Dwimmerlaik

I was killed in a half-collapsed chamber by a tainted potion, whilst carrying...

the Axe of Theslice, the Amulet of Atheism, the Dagger of Fantasy, the Wand of Working Out, the Wand of Berkie, the Crown of Beowulphx, the Armour of Usury, a Figurine of Thebruce, the Amulet of Rowangolightly, a Figurine of Kalinobeche, a Figurine of Camoflagecross, the Sword of Skullduggery, the Dagger of Prncssvictoria, the Amulet of Watergob, the Crown of Purpledumbass and 227 gold pieces.

Score: 301
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[dwimmerlaik]

Dang, you did quite a bit better than me... must have been that armor of usury, heehee. I enjoyed finding several shrines to "working out."

[neurotic_spaz]

I must say though that I think it would be awesome to have a figurine of The Bruce. Lol.

[dwimmerlaik]

True! I loved all the descriptions on the walls of bas-reliefs of the battle of jutland, and the sounds of comic books in the distance, haha.

[knitesable]

too cool

[dwimmerlaik]

Yes, I think the game is run by the same people who made "Urban Dead," which is one of the best zombie games I've ever played.

[joanofarchetype]

div style="background-color:#555; color:#eee; padding:8px 16px;border:8px #000 outset; width:60%; font-family:helvetica, sans-serif; text-align:center">I died in the Dungeon of Dwimmerlaik

I was killed in a flooded pit by Pyratwench the mind flayer, whilst carrying...

a Figurine of Camoflagecross, the Sword of Skullduggery, the Crown of Louie D , the Amulet of Atheism, the Armour of Usury, a Figurine of Thebruce, the Amulet of Watergob, the Crown of Wolf J, the Wand of Filth, the Sword of Ancient Sumer, the Dagger of Prncssvictoria, the Crown of Purpledumbass and 81 gold pieces.

Score: 228
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[joanofarchetype]

Yeah, that Axe of Dwimmerlaik worked well on that Angelbedwell zombi.

This stuff is addictive.

[dwimmerlaik]

It really is. I just can't quit giggling about all the faded mosaics of aristotelianized neo-platonism.

Atheism ? God ? The minotaur doesn't care what you think.

[anonymous]

I died in the Dungeon of Dwimmerlaik

I was killed in a dusty oubliette by Perdu 01 the minotaur, whilst carrying...

a Figurine of Thebruce, the Armour of Usury and 4 gold pieces.

Score: 27
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-Roman G.

Re: Atheism ? God ? The minotaur doesn't care what you think.

[dwimmerlaik]

That armor of usury kind of sucks, I've found. Probably because usury is illegal these days. D'oh!

Re: Atheism ? God ? The minotaur doesn't care what you think.

[anonymous]

+3 Armor of Usury: Allows the wearer to charge 21% interest on any and all outstanding balances on the credit cards the wearer has issued in the state of Delaware. Once per month, the wearer may charge a late fee of $29 for all payments made after the due date. . . blah, blah, blah.

Who says usury is illegal ? :)

-Roman G.