Comments | dwn_infinite: 004 - Electric Sheep One

dwn_infinite

004 - Electric Sheep One

Mar 04, 2010 16:36

So who was dreaming about getting crushed by moving walls? you're lucky to have friends like that if the dream was true to life.

I'd have just climbed them, myseBy the way, don't visit the wilderness expecting a courtroom. Now it's all bright colors, pretty flowers, and dancing midgets. Just stay out of the woods; if you can't, the flying monkeys ( Read more... )

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its_me_hooray March 4 2010, 21:55:46 UTC

Midgets are very deadly when cornered. That's what I heard a co-worker saying, anyway, but I'd be very angry if I only came up to someone's knees too.

Protect your knees next time!

dwn_infinite March 4 2010, 22:18:25 UTC

I don't know. These ones seemed more interested in song and dance and carefully groomed mustaches.

its_me_hooray March 4 2010, 23:45:43 UTC

That's probably to lull you into a false sense of security. They eagerly await for you to drop your guard, and that'll be when those bastards strike.

Fortunately, I don't think they can climb trees very well... but then there's the matter of those flying monkeys.

I'll get back to you on this, and you'll have the perfect strategy for further visits into this Wilderness!

dwn_infinite March 5 2010, 01:00:27 UTC

You do that.

God I love that icon. moe_rapier March 4 2010, 22:00:48 UTC

Flying monkeys? You know, I've seen giant missile-loaded pandas and fiery roosters, but I'm drawing a blank from that. I suppose wherever we're from hadn't thought of that just yet, or I'm in for a treat.

Arm cannon? I wonder if your model's the same as mine. I'll take a look when I'm off the clock, I'm on island-hopping duty today!

[Shaky pen taps. Do we mention having Maverick's dream or not? ...Eh. Let's be wise and not.]

dwn_infinite March 4 2010, 22:19:10 UTC

Take your time. I don't think it's going to fall of my arm any time soon.

1/2 moe_rapier March 5 2010, 00:03:08 UTC

Considering the kleptomaniac tendencies of the squirrels and magpies around here, I would keep a firm grip on all of my parts if I were you.

2/2 moe_rapier March 5 2010, 00:03:50 UTC

Oh my. That... came out terribly.

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handy_psychic March 4 2010, 23:00:05 UTC

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Oh deary me dwn_infinite March 4 2010, 23:43:30 UTC

You okay there?

orz handy_psychic March 4 2010, 23:57:29 UTC

That was my dream. My second one. It's- a variation on a memory I had.

Ah, ah, I'm free to look at your arm whenever it's convenient for you!

dwn_infinite March 5 2010, 00:11:53 UTC

Oh... I'm sorry. I won't pry any further.

There's no hurry, it works fine. I just thought you'd be interested to see it. Maybe stick one in Log

[Hastily and illegibly scratched out after a moment. Terrible, TERRIBLE idea.]

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feathered_earth March 5 2010, 01:39:18 UTC

Flying monkeys? [tap tap.] What kind of weapon did you use?

dwn_infinite March 5 2010, 02:02:13 UTC

An energy cannon. Turns out I have one built into my arm.

feathered_earth March 5 2010, 02:10:01 UTC

Well--that sounds handy!

Do you think more conventional weapons would work too? Like say, a bow and arrow.

dwn_infinite March 5 2010, 03:50:49 UTC

I'd guess so. I mean, they're flesh and blood. You might even be able to scare them off with a torch or something.

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