007 - One thousand thousand slimy things

[dwn_infinite]

You know, I don't think these things mind me being up here. Other than an occasional antennae-frisking they leave me alone. It makes my job easier, at least

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[buchananneket]

You need the guts?

...Really?

[dwn_infinite]

We need the poison glands in order to make antivenom. It's going to make them very difficult to extract when they're spilling all over the place like that.

[buchananneket]

Oh. Right.

I knew that.

[dwn_infinite]

What have you been using on these things, anyway? Steak knives?

[snapsnap_boom]

Take them to the head of the medics, Lezard.

[dwn_infinite]

Understood. I'm in contact with him now; I'll figure out some way to get them all over to him.

[its_me_hooray]

Nobody throws the Mighty Nightlaser into the elevator like a rowdy bar goer!

I'll quit any time I want!

[dwn_infinite]

You're better off down there. Trust me. We have enough to worry about up here without people running around bludgeoning ants with an old baseball bat.

It doesn't work very well, you might have noticed.

[its_me_hooray]

Ah-ha, but that's where you're wrong. It's not any old baseball bat... that's the Nightlaser's Gavel of Justice!

[Pause.] Okay, you're right. I think I need a sword or something, but Cara's only giving them to Watch and Guard people.

Give him something to do

[dwn_infinite]

[Pen Taps]

Why don't you guard the elevator exit to the wilderness? You can make sure no ants get through.

[flenceburgsbest]

Do you mean to inform me that you stand next to a pile of disembodied ant derriers?

...Well, that's one way to collect the venom sacs.

[dwn_infinite]

I don't know where to start looking inside these things. I'm no expert.

[flenceburgsbest]

Very well. I'll be around to pick them up shortly.

[dwn_infinite]

Alright. I'll try to find a hand truck.

[desig_survivor]

If you're looking for something to carry them in, most of the carts are down in the Wilderness now, but I think there's still some kind of barrow under a tarp on Stuff Inc. We didn't get that one because there's only one wheel and it had terrible balance, but it should be fine if you're putting dead animals in it.

[dwn_infinite]

I'll give it a try. I might just wrap them up in a leaf if that doesn't work.

Is everything alright down there?

[desig_survivor]

A few people without much in the way of impulse control are just finding out why it's a bad idea to eat and board a thrill ride, but it's not as bad as it could be.

I hope this place doesn't dramatically change for the worse while so many of us are here.

[dwn_infinite]

Yeah. The last time it was something like this, I recall settling in beside a vending machine and waking up next to some river of lava.