021 - Don't Get Poisoned

[dwn_infinite]

[Periodically, when writing- with almost startling immediacy- other writers chime in with... color commentary.]

This is Zero, with another wilderness report. What it is, where it is, and why you should be scared stupid, tonight at ten. It's not that dangerous, though there are some giant spiders you'll need to look out for, so make sure you can

Comments

[cathar_jedi]

Crystals?

[...hmm. It's a long shot, but] Do they appear to be glowing in any way?

[dwn_infinite]

They are. Not sure why, though, and I wasn't about to test them to find out.

[cathar_jedi]

[Don't get excited yet, Juhani. The glow might mean nothing.]

How large are these spider creatures?

[dwn_infinite]

It varies widely, but most of them will probably be about your height. Anything much bigger seems rare.

Careful, though. They're aggressive, and I don't want to find out the hard way if they're venomous.

ping

[man_genius]

Who's Mike?

coin-toss between that and Joel

[dwn_infinite]

Who

I have no clue. I didn't write that [pause] commentary.

its a bonus because there's a character in Dollhouse named Mike. He's UFO obsessed

[man_genius]

Oh come on they're funny. I mean I actually read the wilderness report for once!

Fortunately he's used to a thankless job

[dwn_infinite]

Thanks. I think.

I just wish they'd waited for me to finish writing like everyone else.

[moe_rapier]

So it isn't just you, then.

[dwn_infinite]

No. At least they had the decency to stay out of the comments.

[moe_rapier]

For now, at least. I don't imagine they'd allow any sort of mercy if they've taken to interrupting something important.

[spandexisyouth]

Your parents' basement?

[dwn_infinite]

I don't really get it either.

[spandexisyouth]

Oh. Okay.

[white_disciple]

Thank you very much for your report, Zero. Perhaps I just haven't noticed before, but do you always write when the wilderness changes and what it's changed into?

Signed, Rauxes

(Sorry, I was unexpectedly out of state for the past few days!)

[dwn_infinite]

I do. I do Search and Rescue with the Adventurers. I used to turn in my reports to the captains but I figured everyone else could stand to know it too.

Np~

[white_disciple]

Very useful information to keep us apprised of, but beg your pardon-

Search and Rescue with the who? That one word is very messy compared to the others.

[dwn_infinite]

The Adventurers. We investigate the wilderness and assist those who went alone and got stranded there. Locket and I trade off on writing the reports.