My LiveJournal Sitcomdyethesky in a fish market (HBO, 8:30): dyethesky (Billy Crystal) borrows money from stupidgrrrl79 (Carrie-Anne Moss)'s nephew. Nearby, talleeds (Lucille Ball) and hiphopchris (Spike Jonze) perform slapstick at a music store. Later, standingdesert (Sylvester Stallone) invents a new kind of chocolate bar and gets liquidgrey ( ( Read more... )

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It's almost depressing when you realize that you aren't depressed anymore. It is absolutely and completely like moving to a foreign country, I would assume, because of everything that is new that you have to adapt to. When I think about this, I get depressed ( Read more... )

This is like a world record. I have not updated so many times in like a hundred years. I just found out that my friend since first grade (insert "aww, how cute" here) is getting married to her cute little 5 foot 2 inch migit boyfriend. Haha. I couldn't even fathom the idea of marriage myself... Being committed to someone for so long, ok so the rest ( Read more... )

... Started school again. My schedule is a little tweeked this semester. I saw my English teacher who failed me (the up and coming best selling author by the way) and I refrained from mushing her face in with my 1 inch black view binder with a dead sticker on it. I was proud. She is the reason I have to take English all over again. Petuee, I spit ( Read more... )

I love you... I don't know what that means, but I mean it.

Happy Birthday, Amy.

Rest in peace... You will be missed greatly by family and friends. I will never forget the sound of your laugh or how many times you told me to smoke pot rather than cigarettes. Please watch over your children and husband as they still need you.
Much love <3

I miss Bill Clinton. I mean, I wasn't really into politics when he was in office, but I was so interested in the 'scandal' thing not because I'm a glutton for drama, but because things were getting stirred. George Bush can kiss my ass with his little honky tonky lips. He reminds me of a small child that no one wants to play with. Fucking whiny ass ( Read more... )

Well, Jenna's birthday proved sucessful. She was terrified when she walked in her house and 4 voices from the dark yell at her. : ) It was probably one of the funniest things I have ever seen in my life ( Read more... )