I apologize in advance for the gratuitous profanity.
There is this fucking fly that keeps fucking flying around my head and buzzing and it is now my immediate goal in life to fucking hunt it down and fucking kill it DEAD. With my brother's fucking Nintendo Power.
I'm starting to feel like the mouse catcher guy in Mouse Hunt. Great movie, by the way.
WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT FLY???
IT'S TAUNTING ME, JUST ( Read more... )
I'm starting to feel like the mouse catcher guy in Mouse Hunt. Great movie, by the way.
WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT FLY???
IT'S TAUNTING ME, JUST ( Read more... )
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MOSQUITO IN MY ROOM.
I have been bitten four times already. I cannot seem to kill it. I do not like the alchohol-on-the-bite method, so I continue to scratch at the bites. Should I not be used to this, growing up with them my whole life?
I will make it my life's mission to kill this mosquito. *whips around to face camera, hair flying, mouth slightly open and eyes ablaze* So long, sucker...
Short, sweet, and to the death-to-the-mosquito point. I didn't actually kill it though. My dad did. :3
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